2. Which of the following best describes the relationship between John and Martina?
(a) Martina and John work together.
(b) Martina and John were married.
(c) John has a crush on Martina.
(d) Martina and John are cousins.

3. Alec warns John that Selina only wants him for what reason?
(a) He gives her money.
(b) To have sex.
(c) To get married and have children.
(d) For a job as an actress.

4. What is Martina's last name?
(a) Twain.
(b) Card.
(c) Orwell.
(d) Orson.

5. What occupation does John pretend to have when he is with She-She?
(a) Writer.
(b) Producer.
(c) Actor.
(d) Mailman.

6. What is Ella's last name?
(a) Lourdes.
(b) Louwhen.
(c) Louisa.
(d) Llewellyn.

7. Who is Martina married to?
(a) Ossie.
(b) Alec.
(c) Lorne.
(d) John.

8. Who does John find to be more attractive than him?
(a) Martin.
(b) Fielding.
(c) His father.
(d) Lorne.

9. Who is Vron?
(a) John's dad's fiance.
(b) John's mother.
(c) John's sister.
(d) John's ex-girlfriend.

10. What is Lorne's last name?
(a) Green.
(b) Guyland.
(c) Garson.
(d) Geary.

11. What is the name of the tabloid in the novel?
(a) In the News.
(b) Tuesday Teases.
(c) Morning Glory.
(d) Morning Line.

12. Selina describes Alec with which word?
(a) Crazy.
(b) Seductive.
(c) Smart.
(d) Handsome.

13. What is Fat Vince's job?
(a) Writer.
(b) Club owner.
(c) Bouncer.
(d) Bartender.

14. What is Doris' last name?
(a) Arrington.
(b) Arliss.
(c) Aims.
(d) Arthur.

15. John's racist cabbie thinks that killing will do which of the following?
(a) Improve the world.
(b) Hurt the world.
(c) Help him earn more money.
(d) Keep bad people off the streets.