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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is strange about what Fiffany says in news interviews after Byron as declared Hazel missing and likely dead?
(a) She only speaks in sentences Hazel has said.
(b) She sounds like Voda.
(c) She sounds like a robot.
(d) She speaks with Byron's voice.

2. What does Byron tell Hazel she can find out about a potential partner if she wears her sleep helmet?
(a) How much money her partner makes.
(b) If her partner has a criminal record.
(c) If her partner has any STDs.
(d) If her partner is married.

3. Where does Hazel wake up at the start of Chapter 11?
(a) Liver's shack.
(b) Her father's house.
(c) The Hub.
(d) Liver's car.

4. What word does Byron use to describe what Hazel is doing as her father nears the end?
(a) Selfless.
(b) Egotistical.
(c) Neglectful.
(d) Inhumane.

5. Why did Jasper wear a special kind of underwear at the Oceanarium?
(a) They helped conceal his gut after gaining weight.
(b) They helped conceal erections.
(c) They kept in dry despite sweating excessively.
(d) He suffered incontinence.

6. Why does Jasper get fired from the Oceanarium?
(a) He is caught trying to have sex with a dolphin.
(b) He frees all the dolphins.
(c) He steals money.
(d) They find out he is the conman women on TV have been talking about.

7. What does Hazel call her boss in Chapter 22?
(a) El Jefe.
(b) The Head honcho.
(c) Chief.
(d) Ms. Cheese.

8. After Hazel cannot find Liver, what does Hazel tell Byron he must do before she returns to The Hub?
(a) Allow Liver to live at The Hub with them.
(b) Help her find Liver.
(c) Prove Liver is okay.
(d) Buy Liver a new home.

9. What does Hazel's father say when she tells him they should go to the Gogol medical facilities?
(a) He does not want any more treatment.
(b) He does not want Byron's charity.
(c) He does not trust anything Gogol.
(d) He would be so grateful.

10. What does Byron do after Hazel no longer wants to have sex with him?
(a) He gives her devices to help her orgasm.
(b) He tells her they should seek counseling.
(c) He begins an affair with Fiffany.
(d) He asks her to move out.

11. Why does Hazel want her father's body cremated?
(a) She feels it will help her burn the memory of him.
(b) So Byron cannot access it.
(c) She did not believe in regular funerals and burials.
(d) Her father told her he wanted cremation.

12. What do Hazel and Jasper do at the end of the story?
(a) Make love.
(b) Eat pizza.
(c) Watch TV.
(d) Play a card game.

13. What does Byron tell Hazel has been "abysmal" since she left The Hub (167)?
(a) The morale at The Hub.
(b) Her nutrient intake.
(c) His sex life.
(d) His productivity levels.

14. Why does Hazel tell her boss that she is "barren...and a lesbian, or maybe even asexual" (283)?
(a) Because her boss has been hitting on her.
(b) Because she thought her boss was a man.
(c) Because her boss says she does not want any boyfriends hanging around.
(d) Because her boss is trying to set her up with her son.

15. Why does Voda ask Jasper to stay with her after his procedure?
(a) So she can keep an eye on him.
(b) Because she knows he has no place to stay.
(c) She knows the police are after him.
(d) She has fallen in love with him.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why, according to Byron, did Liver basically not exist?

2. What does Liver offer to do to ensure nobody tampers with Hazel's father's body?

3. What does Hazel admonish her parents for as she bangs her head on the sliding glass door at her father's in Chapter 13?

4. Why does Hazel want to get home before noon at the start of Chapter 11?

5. Who becomes the Gogol CEO after Byron's death?

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