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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the only way Jasper is able to successfully masturbate in Chapter 8?
(a) Thinking of dolphins.
(b) Thinking of the news anchor.
(c) Thinking of himself.
(d) Thinking of Moley E.

2. Who did Hazel dream of when she was passed out in the bathroom with Diane?
(a) Her mother.
(b) Diane.
(c) Her father.
(d) Byron.

3. What nickname is Jasper given after the dolphin rescue?
(a) Dolphin Savior.
(b) Whale Liberator.
(c) Oceanic Messiah.
(d) Delphinidae Rescuer.

4. Why does Hazel's father tell her that she can sleep on the La-Z boy or in the carport?
(a) He needs to rent out the back porch.
(b) Diane wants to sleep on the back porch.
(c) Byron will be staying on the back porch.
(d) Liver has moved into the back porch.

5. Where does Hazel's father suggest she go so he can have some time alone with Diane?
(a) A pizza place.
(b) A bar.
(c) The library.
(d) The grocery store.

6. How long does Hazel think she will need to stay with her father?
(a) 6 months.
(b) Just a few days.
(c) One year.
(d) A couple weeks.

7. Why does Hazel ask the bartender if she can drink from the dirty empty glass next to her?
(a) It was her glass.
(b) She is in love with the person who drank out of the glass.
(c) She does not realize it is dirty.
(d) She imagines Byron might not be able to find her if she is covered in germs.

8. Where does Hazel fall asleep once she makes it inside the gates of Shady Lane?
(a) On her father's front lawn.
(b) Near a tranquility fountain.
(c) On a neighbor's porch.
(d) In a neighbor's car.

9. What stolen object does Hazel bring to her father's as she drunkenly walks to his place?
(a) A plastic flamingo.
(b) A plant.
(c) A mailbox.
(d) A car.

10. Which conman character is introduced at the start of Chapter 3?
(a) Jacob.
(b) Jasper.
(c) Klark.
(d) Kesper.

11. Why is the Spotted Rose emitting black smoke the second time Hazel goes there?
(a) A group of drunk patrons decided to have a campfire inside.
(b) There was a grease fire in the kitchen.
(c) Byron had it bombed.
(d) Someone dropped a cigarette and the place burned.

12. Why did Hazel's father keep her marriage to Byron secret from his neighbors?
(a) They would think Hazel sold herself out for money.
(b) Most of them thought Byron was evil.
(c) He was afraid they would ask for money or favors.
(d) They would wonder why he was living in such a dump if his daughter was so wealthy.

13. What pills does Hazel take from her father's medicine cabinet before falling asleep in the bathroom in Chapter 9?
(a) OxyContin.
(b) Percocet.
(c) Ambien.
(d) Tylenol PM.

14. What does Hazel wonder about when she sees Diane's crate in her father's living room?
(a) She wonders if she could use it for firewood.
(b) She wonders if she could use it as her own coffin.
(c) She wonders if it would make a good coffee table.
(d) She wonders if she could sleep in it.

15. How old is Byron when Hazel first meets him?
(a) 35.
(b) 27.
(c) 51.
(d) 42.

Short Answer Questions

1. How old is Hazel when she and Byron first meet?

2. Why did Elizabeth give Jasper $38,000?

3. Why does Hazel need a place to stay at the start of the story?

4. Why does Hazel say she is unable to take any money from Byron?

5. What does Liver ask Hazel when she asks if she can sit near him at the bar?

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