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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where did Ian live until six weeks ago in Chapter 5?
(a) Two blocks from Rob.
(b) Above Rob.
(c) With Rob.
(d) Below Rob.

2. Who is number one on the list of "Top five memorable breakups"?
(a) Alison Ashworth.
(b) Jackie Allen.
(c) Charlie Nicholson.
(d) Sarah Kendrew.

3. What is the title of Chapter 4 in the introduction?
(a) Charlie Answorth.
(b) Stephanie Brown.
(c) Charlie Nicholson.
(d) Michelle Andrews.

4. How long did the narrator go out with Charlie?
(a) Two months.
(b) Two years.
(c) Two weeks.
(d) Two days.

5. In what year does Chapter 2 of the introduction take place?
(a) 1975.
(b) 1973.
(c) 1989.
(d) 1945.

6. What does the narrator claim is his "secret" to seducing women?
(a) Asking questions.
(b) Acting macho.
(c) Being meek.
(d) Ordering drinks.

7. What music does Marie put on in the morning with the narrator?
(a) Patsy Cline.
(b) Marie LaSalle.
(c) Paul McCartney.
(d) Andrew Clide.

8. The narrator says that in Bruce Springsteen songs you can either "stay and rot" or what?
(a) Fly and crash.
(b) Escape and burn.
(c) Stay and burn.
(d) Leave and rot.

9. Whom does the narrator say that Marie looks like?
(a) Sarah Bernhardt.
(b) Vivien Leigh.
(c) Susan Dey.
(d) Dame Edna.

10. How long does the narrator say his first relationship lasted?
(a) One week.
(b) One day.
(c) Three weeks.
(d) Six hours.

11. How long did the narrator date Penny?
(a) Three days.
(b) Three months.
(c) One week.
(d) Six weeks.

12. What song does Marie say is about a breakup with her ex?
(a) "Patsy Cline Times Two."
(b) "Got to Get You Out of My Mind."
(c) "Letting Go."
(d) "Before We Met."

13. What name does David call his sister in Chapter 1 of the introduction?
(a) Scrubber.
(b) Slut.
(c) Snob.
(d) Jerk.

14. Who did Penny date after the narrator?
(a) John Williams.
(b) Jeremy Wilson.
(c) Chris Thomson.
(d) Andy Pasher.

15. What is the top favorite film of both the narrator's parents?
(a) The Way We Were.
(b) Gone with the Wind.
(c) Genevieve.
(d) Mr. Porter.

Short Answer Questions

1. Whose music is playing in the shop when Marie comes in?

2. Who says, "I don't care if you've got the blues. It's OK. And I wasn't fooled by you acting all cool about... what's her name"?

3. According to the narrator, how many "men in this country have slept with ten or more women"?

4. What year is listed for the character of Alison?

5. Who does the main character go to visit in Chapter 11?

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