2. What music does Marie put on in the morning with the narrator?
(a) Paul McCartney.
(b) Andrew Clide.
(c) Patsy Cline.
(d) Marie LaSalle.

3. What does the narrator say the boys had in Chapter 1 of the intro that was "any different from what they had before"?
(a) Bald spots.
(b) Longing.
(c) Love.
(d) Squeaky voices.

4. What term does the narrator use to denote kissing?
(a) Snogging.
(b) Wrestling.
(c) Warbling.
(d) Making out.

5. Who says, "I don't care if you've got the blues. It's OK. And I wasn't fooled by you acting all cool about... what's her name"?
(a) Laura.
(b) Rob.
(c) Marie.
(d) Barry.

6. Who is Rob anxious about coming to the shop in Chapter 5?
(a) Barry.
(b) Dick.
(c) John.
(d) Marie.

7. Who does the main character go to visit in Chapter 11?
(a) His ex-wife.
(b) Sarah.
(c) His parents.
(d) Charlie.

8. How long did the narrator date Penny?
(a) Six weeks.
(b) Three months.
(c) Three days.
(d) One week.

9. Who "steals" the narrator's girlfriend in Chapter 1 of the introduction?
(a) Mike Shepherd.
(b) Kevin Bannister.
(c) Jason Jackson.
(d) Andrew Kilbrough.

10. At what number does the narrator guess that a man would be "entitled to appear on an Oprah episode about promiscuity"?
(a) Thirty.
(b) Sixty.
(c) Fifty.
(d) Forty.

11. What has the narrator determined with Barry is what matters, as opposed to "what you are like"?
(a) Who you are.
(b) What you say.
(c) What you like.
(d) What you do.

12. What did Barry compile and give a woman he was interested in, which she hit him with?
(a) A bouquet.
(b) A record.
(c) A mixed tape.
(d) A questionnaire.

13. What is the title of Chapter 4 in the introduction?
(a) Stephanie Brown.
(b) Charlie Answorth.
(c) Michelle Andrews.
(d) Charlie Nicholson.

14. In what year did the narrator begin dating Charlie?
(a) 1980.
(b) 1977.
(c) 1979.
(d) 1965.

15. What song did Laura request to have played at the club where the narrator deejayed?
(a) "Blue Suede Shoes."
(b) "Twist and Shout."
(c) "Got to Get You Off My Mind."
(d) "I Want to Hold Your Hand."