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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does the Author say were the worst customers when he worked for the cell phone company?
(a) Pilots.
(b) Engineers.
(c) Waitresses.
(d) CEOs.

2. Where does the Author say he worked before his life changed?
(a) Walmart.
(b) Bed Bath & Beyond.
(c) Major Cell Phone Company.
(d) Olive Garden.

3. After the Author escapes the man who is chasing him, what floor of the hotel does he go to?
(a) 18.
(b) 26.
(c) 32.
(d) 41.

4. As the Author is running from a big man who caught the narrator with his wife, how old is the woman who steps out of the elevator?
(a) 75.
(b) 80.
(c) 70.
(d) 85.

5. Where is the rest home where Daddy Henry lives?
(a) Apex.
(b) Falcon.
(c) Whiteville.
(d) Morven.

6. When the Author is preparing for media training, how long will it be before is book is published?
(a) 6 months.
(b) 3 months.
(c) 8 months.
(d) 9 months.

7. What does the man have in his hands who is chasing the Author on page 10?
(a) Gun.
(b) Wooden coat hanger.
(c) Baseball bat.
(d) Knife.

8. In a small living room in Carolina, what color is the couch?
(a) Red.
(b) Brown.
(c) Blue.
(d) Plaid.

9. What is the name of the boy at Soot's school who says that people cannot turn invisible?
(a) Darryl.
(b) Dan.
(c) Peter.
(d) Bill.

10. In a small living room in Carolina, what emotion is a small boy trying to contain?
(a) Fear.
(b) Anger.
(c) Tears.
(d) Laughter.

11. What movie does the Author think of when he is riding up in the elevator to his room to prove to the desk clerk who he is?
(a) The Man Who Came to Dinner.
(b) Double Indemnity.
(c) Arsenic and Old Lace.
(d) The Maltese Falcon.

12. What type of vehicle does Renny lead the Author to after meeting him in the airport?
(a) Black limousine.
(b) Cadillac.
(c) Mercedes.
(d) Lexus.

13. When did Oprah's couch stop running?
(a) March 4, 2011.
(b) June 30, 2011.
(c) April 19, 2011.
(d) May 25, 2011.

14. On page 54, who tells William he acts like a racial slur?
(a) Daddy Henry.
(b) No one.
(c) Soot.
(d) Jacob.

15. In the story being covered by the media, what was the boy doing when he was killed by the police?
(a) Walking.
(b) Jogging.
(c) Sitting on his front steps.
(d) Leaving the library.

Short Answer Questions

1. After being chased by an angry husband, what does the Author show the front desk clerk to prove who he is?

2. When the Author vomits out of Renny's car, what vehicle does he hit with his vomit?

3. On page 67, what does the Author think a receptionst is creating with Post-it notes?

4. Where is the hotel the Author is staying in when he sleeps with a desk clerk?

5. When the Author listens to Jack the media trainer and decides he is not a real person, what character in the Author's book is he reminded of?

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