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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Harrison declare himself as?
(a) President.
(b) Prophet.
(c) Emperor.
(d) King.

2. How high in the air do the Emperor and Empress dance?
(a) 3 feet.
(b) 3 yards.
(c) 30 feet.
(d) 30 inches.

3. Who is in the studio?
(a) Custodians.
(b) Employees, musicians, and dancers.
(c) Cops and robbers.
(d) Security officers.

4. What is Harrison accused of?
(a) Planning assassination.
(b) Plotting to overthrow government.
(c) Theft.
(d) Causing government shut down.

5. How is Harrison's gait described?
(a) Bouncy.
(b) Shiny.
(c) Sharp.
(d) Crashing.

6. Why do people keep their handicaps?
(a) People are brainwashed.
(b) They give them confidence.
(c) They are enjoyable.
(d) It is the law.

7. Who does George briefly think should have no handicaps?
(a) Bergerons.
(b) Butlers.
(c) Beauticians.
(d) Ballerinas.

8. Which legend is Harrison compared to?
(a) Thor.
(b) He-Man.
(c) Batman.
(d) Superman.

9. What are the ballerinas loaded down with?
(a) Heavy clothes.
(b) Harnesses.
(c) Children.
(d) Weights.

10. What is the purpose of George's ear radio?
(a) Play music.
(b) Disturb thoughts.
(c) Listen to podcasts.
(d) Aid sleep.

11. What is George's intelligence level?
(a) Fairly odd.
(b) Way above normal.
(c) Extremely low.
(d) Below normal.

12. What sound blares when George think about cheating on the law?
(a) Drums.
(b) Sandpaper.
(c) Symbols.
(d) Sirens.

13. What is the reason that Hazel can only think in small bursts?
(a) Forgetful frame.
(b) Average intelligence.
(c) Attention deficit.
(d) Limited vocabulary.

14. How are Harrison's teeth modified?
(a) Knocked out.
(b) Dyed yellow.
(c) Sharpened to fangs.
(d) Covered with black caps.

15. How often do the earpiece handicaps make noise?
(a) Every 20 minutes.
(b) Every minute.
(c) Every 20 seconds.
(d) Every 20 days.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who has more handicaps than anyone ever had?

2. What is Harrison's mental ability?

3. What does the new bulletin announce?

4. Why does the ballerina disguise her voice?

5. Why does the television announcer have trouble reading aloud?

(see the answer keys)

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