2. Why does the television announcer have trouble reading aloud?
(a) Too emotional.
(b) Speech impediment.
(c) Illiterate.
(d) Laughing too hard.

3. What does George say is a danger from the past?
(a) Competition.
(b) Snakes.
(c) Elephants.
(d) Race cars.

4. What sound blares when George think about cheating on the law?
(a) Sirens.
(b) Symbols.
(c) Sandpaper.
(d) Drums.

5. Who is George shocked to see on television?
(a) Himself.
(b) His wife.
(c) His son.
(d) His daughter.

6. What would Hazel play if she were the Handicapper General?
(a) Gongs.
(b) Chimes.
(c) Whistles.
(d) Bongos.

7. What does Harrison declare himself as?
(a) King.
(b) Emperor.
(c) President.
(d) Prophet.

8. Which government organization enforces the laws?
(a) General Grievance.
(b) Federal Bans.
(c) Intelligence Agency.
(d) Handicapper General.

9. What is George's radio tuned to?
(a) Government transmitter.
(b) Top 40.
(c) Whale sounds.
(d) Chicago Cubs.

10. Who does George say would have a big problem if people were equal?
(a) Harrison.
(b) Harlow.
(c) Hazel.
(d) Hannah.

11. What does Hazel wish for George?
(a) Rest.
(b) Reality.
(c) Peace of mind.
(d) Calm.

12. What color is Harrison's rubber nose?
(a) Blue.
(b) Red.
(c) Green.
(d) Orange.

13. What is Harrison's physical handicap lacking?
(a) Heft.
(b) Metal.
(c) Weight.
(d) Symmetry.

14. Which handicap does Harrison wear on his ears?
(a) Huge headphones.
(b) Tiny microphone.
(c) Fuzzy earmuffs.
(d) Small earpiece.

15. How are Harrison's teeth modified?
(a) Covered with black caps.
(b) Sharpened to fangs.
(c) Dyed yellow.
(d) Knocked out.