2. What does Cannie say is the only way she could have felt worst at the funeral?
(a) If Bruce had ignored her completely.
(b) If Bruce had not encouraged her to attend.
(c) If she had killed Bruce's father herself.
(d) If she had been his daughter.

3. What did Cannie drop on the co-worker who kept touching her breasts?
(a) A paper weight.
(b) A binder.
(c) A cup of coffee.
(d) A briefcase.

4. Who is recalled to have said, "If Cannie wants a ring, she'll have a ring in a minute"?
(a) Bruce.
(b) Bruce's mother.
(c) Samantha.
(d) Bruce's father.

5. What does Jane order for lunch in Chapter 4?
(a) Lobster.
(b) Just lettuce.
(c) Long Island iced tea and a bagel.
(d) Spaghetti.

6. How does Cannie describe the funeral?
(a) As enlightening.
(b) As sobering.
(c) As agony.
(d) As awkward.

7. What kind of demonstration does Cannie's mother want her to attend with her?
(a) A scrapbooking demonstration.
(b) A flower arranging demonstration.
(c) An oil painting demonstration.
(d) A cooking demonstration.

8. Who molested Tanya in the past?
(a) Her priest.
(b) Her piano teacher.
(c) Her uncle.
(d) Her neighbor.

9. What was Cannie primarily doing at her internship until she stood up for herself?
(a) Running errands.
(b) Answering phones.
(c) Photocopying.
(d) Making coffee.

10. What does Cannie read while staying at her mother's house?
(a) Reader's Digest.
(b) Moxie back issues.
(c) Her childhood books.
(d) Her screenplay.

11. With what newspaper did Cannie have an internship during college?
(a) The Village Vanguard.
(b) The Philadelphia Enquirer.
(c) The New York Times.
(d) The New Jersey Post.

12. By the age of thirteen, what was Cannie's father calling her?
(a) "The pig".
(b) "The cow".
(c) "The horse."
(d) "The dog".

13. Who passes away in Chapter 4?
(a) Cannie's father.
(b) Nifkin.
(c) Bruce's father.
(d) Cannie's co-worker.

14. How much weight has Cannie lost in Chapter 7 since beginning the weight loss program?
(a) None.
(b) Eight pounds.
(c) Three pounds.
(d) Twelve pounds.

15. What do Bruce and his friends do in his childhood bedroom?
(a) Play charades.
(b) Sleep.
(c) Drink alcohol.
(d) Smoke marijuana.