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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which minister is the best at debating?
(a) The foreign minister.
(b) The transport minister.
(c) The education minister.
(d) The finance minister.

2. What does Reginald intellectually approve of?
(a) X-ray searches.
(b) Cavity searches.
(c) Road blocks.
(d) Bank jobs.

3. What is the name of the island Mike travels to?
(a) Zoot Island.
(b) The Isle of Dogs.
(c) Sao Tome.
(d) Penny Island.

4. What does Michael recommend the old priest do?
(a) Bury his ancestors deeper in the ground.
(b) Contact his lawyers.
(c) Construct another path.
(d) Find a new religion.

5. What does Mr. Emenike say Nigeria is not a nation of?
(a) Edward Scissorhands.
(b) Oliver Twists.
(c) Pip Larkins.
(d) David Copperfields.

6. What did everyone call Ben when he had a raleigh bike?
(a) Taxi Beni.
(b) Biker Ben.
(c) Jolly Ben.
(d) Beetroot Ben.

7. What does Mrs. Emenike say Vero did not learn in her house?
(a) Hate.
(b) Murder.
(c) Ill discipline.
(d) Bad taste.

8. What does Michael's wife imagine herself as?
(a) Queen of the school.
(b) The school's nurse.
(c) The schoool's social worker.
(d) Princess of the town.

9. What did Martha's husband do for a living?
(a) A carpenter.
(b) A judge.
(c) A lawyer.
(d) A bishop.

10. What position was Michael Obi appointed to at Ndume Central School?
(a) Headmaster.
(b) Deputy head.
(c) Janitor.
(d) Cook.

11. Where did Reginald and Gladys meet the first time they met?
(a) A social club.
(b) A bordello.
(c) A tennis club.
(d) An enlistment center.

12. What message has been printed at the end of the receipt?
(a) Thank you come again.
(b) Have a nice day.
(c) Best wishes.
(d) You are a valued customer.

13. What did Ben's father say a true son knows how to do?
(a) Look after his children.
(b) Look after his women.
(c) Sleep and keep one eye open.
(d) Stay awake until everyone falls asleep.

14. What does Ben say he fell into his iron bed like?
(a) A log.
(b) A dog.
(c) A dead man.
(d) A cat.

15. Which of the following people use the path?
(a) Hunters.
(b) New born children.
(c) Gangsters.
(d) New age travelers.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Ben think Margaret might be annoyed?

2. What is the title of the story in this section?

3. What did a German doctor say Ben's heart was as black as?

4. What does Mr. Emenike say Mike is scared of?

5. Why did Cletus get mad at his girlfriend?

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