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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Mr. MacArthur tell a joke about in Chapter 20?
(a) Body noises.
(b) Fat people at McDonald's.
(c) Pollution.
(d) Jewish men on a beach.

2. Who shows up at the party to speak to Dag?
(a) An old girlfriend.
(b) The police.
(c) His father.
(d) Claire.

3. What does Tyler read in the car on the way back from his and Andy's Christmas Eve shopping trip?
(a) Mad Magazine.
(b) An Archie comic.
(c) Reader's Digest.
(d) Vanity Fair.

4. On Christmas Eve, who does Andy's father shout at on the TV?
(a) The weatherman.
(b) Burl Ives.
(c) A group of young protestors.
(d) A news anchor.

5. What does Elvissa call rich women with good haircuts and good clothes?
(a) Pamelas.
(b) Veronicas.
(c) Sylvias.
(d) Patricias.

6. What does Claire believe the stick she found will lead her to?
(a) Her salvation.
(b) Good fortune.
(c) The love of her life.
(d) Her life path.

7. What does Claire want there to be in her bungalow when she returns home from New York?
(a) Tulips.
(b) A present.
(c) Silence.
(d) Andy and Dag's smiling faces.

8. What does Andy do when he returns to his own house after spending Christmas in Portland?
(a) Dances around in his house.
(b) Decides to remain living there for as long as possible.
(c) Lets out a sigh of relief.
(d) Kisses his front door.

9. Who is Curtis?
(a) Dag's co-worker who he sometimes plays basketball with.
(b) Andy's jogging buddy.
(c) A man who has been stalking Claire.
(d) The boy who lived next door to Elvissa when she was young.

10. Where will Claire stay until she knows she'll be safe from radiation at home?
(a) At Elvissa's house.
(b) At Dag's house.
(c) At Andy's house.
(d) At a hotel.

11. What does Dag do to the Aston Martin convertible he sits on after leaving work in Chapter 20?
(a) Sets it on fire.
(b) Steals it.
(c) Pretends it is his and tries to pick up women.
(d) Draws a pornographic picture on it.

12. In Chapter 25, what does Andy's father tell him he should get rid of "pronto"?
(a) His bad attitude.
(b) His fear of failure.
(c) The drugs stashed in his house.
(d) Aluminum pots and pans.

13. Which of the following is not included in Bunny's list of "what makes a party"?
(a) Celebrities.
(b) Fashion Models.
(c) Bikers.
(d) Transvestites.

14. What color does Elvissa paint her nails with in Chapter 16?
(a) Honolulu Choo-Choo pink.
(b) Beach Babe blue.
(c) Light and Lovely lavender.
(d) Very Berry red.

15. What does Andy say his memory of life on Earth is?
(a) Driving along a highway in November.
(b) The smell of bacon.
(c) Palm trees.
(d) Having a beer with friends.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Andy credit with keeping him "level" in Chapter 20?

2. Which group is Andy pleased to notice are not present at Bunny's party?

3. At the end of Chapter 29, before returning to the party, what does Dag do to Andy?

4. What does Claire say she always has trouble finding?

5. Where do Claire and Tobias break up?

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