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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What color does Curtis say hummingbirds are particularly attracted to?
(a) Yellow.
(b) Purple.
(c) Pink.
(d) Blue.

2. What does Tyler read in the car on the way back from his and Andy's Christmas Eve shopping trip?
(a) Reader's Digest.
(b) Mad Magazine.
(c) An Archie comic.
(d) Vanity Fair.

3. Who does Andy say is his favorite, and jokiest, sister?
(a) Louise.
(b) Kathleen.
(c) Deirdre.
(d) Susan.

4. Which of the following is not included in Bunny's list of "what makes a party"?
(a) Transvestites.
(b) Celebrities.
(c) Fashion Models.
(d) Bikers.

5. Who is Curtis?
(a) Dag's co-worker who he sometimes plays basketball with.
(b) A man who has been stalking Claire.
(c) Andy's jogging buddy.
(d) The boy who lived next door to Elvissa when she was young.

6. What color does Elvissa paint her nails with in Chapter 16?
(a) Beach Babe blue.
(b) Light and Lovely lavender.
(c) Very Berry red.
(d) Honolulu Choo-Choo pink.

7. What does Andy make a shopping trip to buy on Christmas Eve?
(a) Different sorts of candles.
(b) A watch for his father.
(c) A turkey.
(d) A nice suit to wear on Christmas Day.

8. What does Elvissa call rich women with good haircuts and good clothes?
(a) Sylvias.
(b) Patricias.
(c) Pamelas.
(d) Veronicas.

9. Where does Dag think an angel will take him when he dies?
(a) Into the sun.
(b) Under the sea.
(c) To paradise.
(d) Wherever he wants to go.

10. What does Andy equate buying a house with in Chapter 25?
(a) No longer having a personality.
(b) Accepting responsibility.
(c) Being an adult.
(d) Moving up in the world.

11. What does Dag do to the Aston Martin convertible he sits on after leaving work in Chapter 20?
(a) Sets it on fire.
(b) Pretends it is his and tries to pick up women.
(c) Draws a pornographic picture on it.
(d) Steals it.

12. What TV character does Andy compare his brother Tyler to?
(a) The Fonz.
(b) Danny Partridge.
(c) Doogie Howser, M.D.
(d) Archie Bunker.

13. What does Tobias say his memory of life on Earth is?
(a) Meeting a pretty girl.
(b) Learning how to surf.
(c) Watching his parents dance to music on the radio.
(d) Getting his car for thousands less than its worth.

14. In Chapter 25, what is the reason Andy gives for his father's newfound health?
(a) A bet with his wife.
(b) A desire to play sports again.
(c) A stroke.
(d) An affair.

15. What is Claire's brother's name?
(a) Allen.
(b) Topher.
(c) Barry.
(d) Paul.

Short Answer Questions

1. What building does Dag point out to Andy in Chapter 16?

2. What is the title of Chapter 24?

3. What does Claire say she always has trouble finding?

4. When Claire is storming out of his place, what word does Tobias use to describe her?

5. In Chapter 23, what does Andy say he used to sow randomly in his parents' back yard?

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