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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many individual forms of torture does the narrator believe there are in the world?
(a) 741,223.
(b) 156,324.
(c) 374,008.
(d) 236,907.

2. What motivation does Uncle think Kneadus has in befriending the valet?
(a) He thinks Kneadus has low self-esteem.
(b) He thinks Kneadus is desperate for friends.
(c) He thinks Kneadus is making a political statement.
(d) He thinks Kneadus is making a religious statement.

3. How does Joey feel about visiting the outskirts of the city in search of the farmhand?
(a) Excited.
(b) Nervous.
(c) Terrified.
(d) Apathetic.

4. What does Uncle find the valet doing for Kneadus out in the woods, which enrages him?
(a) Brewing him coffee.
(b) Slapping him in the face.
(c) Ironing his clothes.
(d) Pitching him a tent.

5. What nationality is the tennis player who plays in the one match the narrator remembers?
(a) Swedish.
(b) French.
(c) Russian.
(d) Polish.

6. How do the Youngbloods react when they see Kopyrda in their daughter's bedroom?
(a) They beat him mercilessly.
(b) They laugh.
(c) They call the police.
(d) They scream.

7. Who arranges for the valet to be fired after being caught in the woods with Kneadus?
(a) Joey.
(b) Auntie.
(c) Uncle.
(d) Kneadus.

8. What is the name of the valet Kneadus is in love with?
(a) Dalek.
(b) Malek.
(c) Walek.
(d) Valek.

9. Which of the Youngblood family members is always the first to bathe in the mornings?
(a) Mrs. Youngblood.
(b) All the Youngbloods bathe together.
(c) Mr. Youngblood.
(d) Zuta Youngblood.

10. Which of the following characters frequently takes a cold shower in the morning rather than a bath?
(a) Mrs. Youngblood.
(b) Zuta.
(c) Mr. Youngblood.
(d) Joey.

11. How does Joey peep at Zuta?
(a) Through the crack in the door.
(b) Through a window.
(c) Through a keyhole.
(d) Through a two-way mirror.

12. What other character attempts to climb through Zuta's window, professing undying love for her?
(a) Kneadus.
(b) Joey.
(c) Pimko.
(d) Syphus.

13. What animal is Uncle most afraid of in the wild?
(a) Squirrels.
(b) Wildcats.
(c) Boars.
(d) Monkeys.

14. How does Aunt Hulecka feel about Kneadus befriending her staff?
(a) She is outraged by it.
(b) She is apathetic to it.
(c) She is excited by it.
(d) She is confused by it.

15. What topic of conversation are the Youngbloods in when the parents argue about passing the salt?
(a) Off shore bank accounts.
(b) The benefits of recycling.
(c) The death penalty.
(d) Celebrity baby names.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Mrs. Youngblood feel about the prospect of her young daughter getting pregnant?

2. What does Joey's Aunt Hurlecka keep in the pockets of her apron?

3. In what types of positions does Joey hope he catches Zuta in while peeping on her?

4. What game does Joey play with Kneadus and the servants on his first day at Auntie's house?

5. Which of the following words is not one Joey writes on the wall of the Youngbloods' bathroom?

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