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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Uncle find the valet doing for Kneadus out in the woods, which enrages him?
(a) Slapping him in the face.
(b) Pitching him a tent.
(c) Ironing his clothes.
(d) Brewing him coffee.

2. What is the name of Joey's girl cousin?
(a) Zosia.
(b) Losia.
(c) Posia.
(d) Kosia.

3. What sound do the boys hear as they make their way to the outskirts of the city?
(a) Roosters crowing.
(b) Cats mewling.
(c) Monkeys howling.
(d) Dogs barking.

4. What is the name of the valet Kneadus is in love with?
(a) Dalek.
(b) Malek.
(c) Walek.
(d) Valek.

5. In what types of positions does Joey hope he catches Zuta in while peeping on her?
(a) Mundane situations.
(b) Sexy situations.
(c) Vulnerable situations.
(d) Ugly situations.

6. What other character attempts to climb through Zuta's window, professing undying love for her?
(a) Kneadus.
(b) Pimko.
(c) Syphus.
(d) Joey.

7. Which of the following is not something the narrator claims gives him inspiration in his writing life?
(a) A bubble.
(b) Talking cats.
(c) Social anxiety disorder.
(d) The thin air.

8. Which of the following is not something Joey adds to his fruit compote in the hopes of getting a laugh from the family?
(a) Toothpicks.
(b) Eggs.
(c) Pepper.
(d) Bread.

9. What part of the ship's body does the colonel's bullet hit?
(a) His leg.
(b) His stomach.
(c) His back.
(d) His neck.

10. Which of the following words is not one Joey writes on the wall of the Youngbloods' bathroom?
(a) Vidi.
(b) Vici.
(c) Vini.
(d) Viki.

11. How does the schoolgirl respond when her parents ask her who the young boy was they saw her with?
(a) She is outraged.
(b) She is embarrassed.
(c) She is confused.
(d) She is apathetic.

12. What part of Kopyrda's outfit does Joey find lying on Zuta's bedroom floor?
(a) His tie.
(b) His vest.
(c) His shoes.
(d) His suspenders.

13. Which of the following nursery rhyme characters invades Joey's daydreams while he is in class?
(a) Puss and Boots.
(b) Mother Goose.
(c) Peter Piper.
(d) The Little Red Hen.

14. How do the two tennis players react to seeing their ball shot into the air?
(a) They were amused.
(b) They were outraged.
(c) They were confused.
(d) They were terrified.

15. What is the after effect of the fight on Kneadus the next day at school?
(a) He is missing four teeth.
(b) His face is stuck in a grimace.
(c) His arms and legs are badly scarred.
(d) He has gone mute.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who accuses the valet of stealing the family's silver?

2. Which of the following laws does the narrator claim demands a preface?

3. How does Mrs. Youngblood react when she realizes Joey is in love with her daughter?

4. What nationality is the tennis player who plays in the one match the narrator remembers?

5. Why does the colonel in the crowd decide to shoot the tennis ball during the match?

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