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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Joey chew on while he listens to the schoolgirl talk with a friend on the phone?
(a) A stick of chewing gum.
(b) The collar of his shirt.
(c) A toothpick.
(d) A ball of licorice.

2. How much money does Filibur spend to get his wife's health back to normal?
(a) 850,000.
(b) 250,000.
(c) 650,000.
(d) 450,000.

3. What is Momsen's lover's weakness?
(a) Shoes.
(b) Puppies.
(c) Money.
(d) Chocolate.

4. What unit of currency is used in the town in which Momsen and Filibur live?
(a) Zlotys.
(b) Rubles.
(c) Euros.
(d) Dollars.

5. What is the name of the gang of boys Kneadus puts together?
(a) The Dudes.
(b) The Guys.
(c) The Lads.
(d) The Men.

6. What is Momsen's girlfriend's name?
(a) Aurora.
(b) Flora.
(c) Gloria.
(d) Laura.

7. Where does Joey think he is going in life?
(a) Joey thinks he's headed toward success.
(b) Joey thinks he's going to careen out of control.
(c) Joey doesn't think he's going anywhere.
(d) Joey thinks he's headed for failure.

8. Where does Syphon roll his eyes to in his first face for the dual?
(a) To Heaven.
(b) To the moon.
(c) To the stars.
(d) To the gods.

9. What sound signifies the end of class at Joey's school?
(a) A cricket chirping.
(b) A baby crying.
(c) A rooster crowing.
(d) A bell ringing.

10. What grade does the teacher give to all the students to translate languages?
(a) B.
(b) A.
(c) C.
(d) F.

11. At what time of day does Pimko drop Joey off at the Piórkowski school?
(a) At final bell.
(b) At first bell.
(c) At lunch.
(d) Afer school is out for the day.

12. What does Joey do for a living?
(a) He is a dancer.
(b) He is a writer.
(c) He is a sculpter.
(d) He is a painter.

13. What is the name of the modern schoolgirl?
(a) Yuta.
(b) Nuta.
(c) Ruta.
(d) Zuta.

14. Who declares the winner of the dual?
(a) Kneadus.
(b) Pimko.
(c) Joey.
(d) Syphus.

15. Who wins in the pistol shootout between Momsen and Filibur?
(a) Neither man wins.
(b) The men tie.
(c) Filibur.
(d) Momsen.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the professor who is known as "Anti-Filidor's" real last name?

2. Which of the following adjectives is not used by Joey to describe the schoolgirl when he sees her for the first time?

3. How does Joey feel about telling the school girl his true age?

4. What does Joey dream about at the opening of the novel?

5. Which of the following characters does the schoolgirl remind Joey of when he first meets her?

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