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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does the narrator ask to borrow a tampon from in Part I?
(a) Her sister.
(b) Felix's roommate.
(c) Her best friend.
(d) Her mother.

2. Where does Felix take the pub crawl crowd that the narrator gets confused with a different place?
(a) Silverfish.
(b) The Background.
(c) The Doghouse.
(d) The Headliner.

3. How does the narrator sometimes identify fans of President Trump?
(a) By their height.
(b) By their t-shirts and haircuts.
(c) By their accents.
(d) By the red hats they wear.

4. Who is elected to the U.S. presidency in Part I?
(a) Donald Trump.
(b) Mitt Romney.
(c) Barack Obama.
(d) George W. Bush.

5. How does the narrator handle the knowledge of Felix's posting the conspiracy theories?
(a) She just walks out on him without saying anything.
(b) She confronts him.
(c) She keeps her knowledge secret.
(d) She tells all her friends about it and asks for advice.

6. Who does the narrator think of as her most successful friend?
(a) Kelly.
(b) Kayla.
(c) Jane.
(d) Jennifer.

7. What is a "New York Trademark," according to the narrator?
(a) Rudeness.
(b) Theft.
(c) Sincerity.
(d) Warmth.

8. What does the narrator think of the streets of downtown D.C.?
(a) They are too wide.
(b) They are too littered with trash.
(c) There are not enough trees lining them.
(d) They are too narrow.

9. What kind of attitudes does the narrator say people who work in video production usually have?
(a) Uptight.
(b) Academic.
(c) Unfathomably carefree.
(d) Fasttidious.

10. Who calls the narrator to tell her Felix has died?
(a) Her best friend.
(b) Her mother.
(c) Her roommate.
(d) His mother.

11. What does Felix's mug at the narrator's apartment have written on it?
(a) Take Care.
(b) Fuck the Internet.
(c) Whip It.
(d) You're My Person.

12. Where does the narrator's boyfriend keep his phone while he sleeps?
(a) She does not know where he keeps the phone while he sleeps.
(b) In a safe.
(c) In his car.
(d) Under his pillow.

13. Why does the narrator eventually leave the women's march early?
(a) Jeremy asks her to meet him for lunch.
(b) It is too crowded for her and she feels totally uninspired.
(c) Her ankles hurt.
(d) Someone shouts at her and it shakes her up.

14. What do the narrator and her coworkers spend a lot of their day doing?
(a) Walking outside.
(b) Listening to music.
(c) Looking for ideas on Twitter.
(d) Eating in the break room.

15. Why does the narrator keep looking at her phone even though she has no data plan in Berlin?
(a) Out of happiness.
(b) Out of compulsion.
(c) Out of anger.
(d) Out of fear.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does the narrator routinely refer to as sort of watching her story and commenting on it from the sidelines?

2. How long after the narrator and Felix meet does he move back to the United States?

3. What does Felix buy the narrator at the bar?

4. What lie does the narrator's boyfriend tell about her in Part I to a waiter?

5. Who does the narrator meet on her way to the grocery store in Part II?

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