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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Augusten take an exorbitant amount of Benadryl?
(a) He is allergic to alcohol.
(b) It helps him sleep when sober.
(c) It intensifies the effects of cocaine.
(d) He likes the color pink.

2. As of Chapter 5, what is the state of the Faberge account?
(a) They are still considering Augusten's agency.
(b) They went with another agency.
(c) They are now a signed client.
(d) They are not releasing a new line.

3. According to Augusten at the beginning of DRY, he is good at giving clients what?
(a) Exactly what they want.
(b) Nothing.
(c) False expectations.
(d) A reason to return.

4. When Hayden is staying at Augusten's apartment in Chapter 6, Augusten worries he will look at what?
(a) His clothing.
(b) His music collection.
(c) His toiletries.
(d) His address book.

5. How does Jim describe Augusten's work in Chapter 1?
(a) Difficult.
(b) Cushy.
(c) Useless.
(d) Sexy.

6. How does Augusten get from the airport to the Proud Institute?
(a) He rents a car.
(b) He takes a cab.
(c) He walks there.
(d) He is picked up by an attendant.

7. At the beginning of Chapter 2, what does Augusten spray in his mouth to kill the taste of alcohol?
(a) Banaca.
(b) Cologne.
(c) Salad dressing.
(d) Raid.

8. Why does Augusten leave soon after arriving at Pighead's apartment in Chapter 5?
(a) He has to go to AA.
(b) He has to buy new bedsheets.
(c) He has to go to work.
(d) He worries he will cry.

9. Along with Greer, Elenor, and Rick, who is present at Augusten's professional intervention in Chapter 2?
(a) A Faberge client.
(b) An HR rep.
(c) A priest.
(d) A psychiatrist.

10. With what statement does everyone have to answer his/her affirmation?
(a) I am an alchoholic.
(b) So work it.
(c) I am somebody.
(d) Amen.

11. Who is the first person in Augusten's life that he realizes is changing to fit his new lifestyle?
(a) Pighead.
(b) Elenor.
(c) His father.
(d) Greer.

12. Where is Pighead calling from at the end of Chapter 6?
(a) His apartment.
(b) A Starbucks.
(c) Rehab.
(d) The hospital.

13. Why does Augusten think the girl Jim is eying in Chapter 1 is not his type?
(a) She is half his age.
(b) She is white.
(c) She is wearing a Shakira tee.
(d) She is drinking coffee.

14. How does Augusten know he is still drunk when he wakes up in Chapter 2?
(a) He cracks jokes at the mirror.
(b) He knows he did not have time to process the alcohol.
(c) He vomits.
(d) He does not have a hangover.

15. In Chapter 4, when does Pighead fall in love with Augusten?
(a) When he is diagnosed HIV positive.
(b) When he first meets him.
(c) When he moves away form New York.
(d) When Augusten starts drinking heavily.

Short Answer Questions

1. What gifts is Augusten given at his first Affirmations in Chapter 3?

2. What type of scotch does Augusten prefer in his apartment?

3. What is Pighead's response to Augusten's news of rehab?

4. What does Augusten use to freshen his newly cleaned apartment in Chapter 5?

5. What type of print on Rae's dress does Augusten fixate on in Chapter 4?

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