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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Those Fucking Eggs.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In Chapter 1, what does Jim say he used to reattach a head on a decapitated body?
(a) A stapler.
(b) Wood glue.
(c) An electrical cord.
(d) A broomstick.

2. Why does Augusten think the girl Jim is eying in Chapter 1 is not his type?
(a) She is white.
(b) She is half his age.
(c) She is wearing a Shakira tee.
(d) She is drinking coffee.

3. Why does Augusten wake up late the morning of the global brand meeting?
(a) He does not own an alarm clock.
(b) He sleeps through his alarm.
(c) He forgets to set his alarm.
(d) He goes to sleep in another apartment.

4. In Chapter 1, what does Augusten say he always does late?
(a) Eat dinner.
(b) Pay bills.
(c) Go to sleep.
(d) Take a guy home.

5. According to Augusten in Chapter 2, how long do his hangovers generally last?
(a) Until the end of work.
(b) Until mid afternoon.
(c) He does not get hangovers.
(d) Until lunch.

Short Answer Questions

1. What medical condition does Pighead have?

2. How does Augusten know he is still drunk when he wakes up in Chapter 2?

3. At what age did Augusten land his job in New York?

4. How much scotch does Augusten drink when he gets back to his apartment in Chapter 2?

5. What type of scotch does Augusten prefer in his apartment?

(see the answer key)

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