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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
(a) English
(b) German
(c) Spanish
(d) Italian

2. What drink does Yunior say his father has left in the cupboard?
(a) Rum
(b) Sangria
(c) Vodka
(d) Bermudez

3. What did Papi take a bus to when he left Miami?
(a) New York
(b) North Carolina
(c) Mississippi
(d) Virginia

4. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
(a) Hedgehogs
(b) Other dogs
(c) People
(d) Cats

5. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?
(a) Drunks
(b) Dogs
(c) Tramps
(d) Prostitutes

6. What did the Ghanian doctor give the boys while they worked?
(a) Rum
(b) Cigarettes
(c) Water
(d) Beer

7. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
(a) Rebeca
(b) Janus
(c) Mica
(d) Lorretta

8. Which housemate does Papi like the least?
(a) Tomas
(b) Eulalio
(c) Frankie
(d) Stefan

9. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?
(a) Kiss her
(b) Tickle her
(c) Touch her
(d) Massage her

10. What does Yunior take from the customer's kitchens?
(a) Coke
(b) Bread
(c) Milk
(d) Cookies

11. What famous person does Yunior compare the boyfriend's voice to?
(a) Frank Sinatra
(b) David Letterman
(c) Barry White
(d) Eddie Murphy

12. What did Papi nickname his wife?
(a) Angel
(b) Melao
(c) Puta
(d) Eulalio

13. What is Yunior's father's first name?
(a) Ramon
(b) Diego
(c) Carlos
(d) Ysrael

14. What is Yunior's Mami's first name?
(a) Rebecca
(b) Maria
(c) Abuelo
(d) Virta

15. Which of the following jobs does Yunior not say his customer has?
(a) Diplomat
(b) Doctor
(c) Surgeon
(d) Lawyer

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?

2. What does Yunior say is the only thing that runs easily through his hair?

3. What kind of animal does Pesao throw stones at?

4. What will a white girl say she likes?

5. What does the girlfriend say will stop sleepwalking?

(see the answer keys)

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