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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Wht does Ysrael say before he flings the fat boy off him?
(a) Strength
(b) Death
(c) Disappear
(d) Get off
2. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
(a) Rebeca
(b) Janus
(c) Mica
(d) Lorretta
3. What newspaper do Yunior's customers lay down on the front path?
(a) Washington Post
(b) Chicago Tribune
(c) New York Post
(d) New York Times
4. What does Ysrael buy after his lessons?
(a) Chiclets
(b) Fried chicken
(c) Twiglets
(d) Pretzels
5. What does the rock chick use to kill roaches?
(a) A newspaper
(b) A meat cleaver
(c) A water nozzle
(d) A spray
6. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
(a) Britain
(b) USA
(c) Germany
(d) Spain
7. Where does Kaliman wear?
(a) A turban
(b) Leather gloves
(c) A cape
(d) Gold shoes
8. What does the girlfriend say will stop sleepwalking?
(a) Cheese
(b) Honey
(c) Chocolate
(d) Lemon
9. What is the brand name of the cheap pool tables?
(a) Whirlwinds
(b) Bristols
(c) Lowes
(d) Higgins
10. What nationality is Loretta's new boyfriend?
(a) English
(b) Italian
(c) Spanish
(d) American
11. What does Abuelo put the cash in?
(a) A cigarette box
(b) A cigar box
(c) A shoe box
(d) A fruit box
12. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) The C train
(b) The projects
(c) The town hall
(d) Times Square
13. What exercises does Papi like to do?
(a) Push ups and sit ups
(b) Pelvic thrusts and sit ups
(c) Squat thrusts ans pelvic thrusts
(d) Chin ups and squat thrusts
14. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?
(a) Drunks
(b) Prostitutes
(c) Dogs
(d) Tramps
15. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
(a) Seal
(b) Lion
(c) Walrus
(d) Leopard
Short Answer Questions
1. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?
2. What does Yunior say he is looking for when a customer catches him roaming around?
3. What does Yunior take from the customer's kitchens?
4. What is Yunior's Mami's first name?
5. What does Yunior call mixed race people?
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