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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of bird does Yunior watch while he smokes?
(a) An owl
(b) A swallow
(c) A crow
(d) A duck
2. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?
(a) Under the sink
(b) Down the toilet
(c) In the garden
(d) In the outside garbage
3. What does weed make Yunior do?
(a) Laugh
(b) Vomit
(c) Forget things
(d) Sleepwalk
4. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?
(a) Soap
(b) Razors
(c) Deodrant
(d) Eye ointment
5. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
(a) Seal
(b) Lion
(c) Walrus
(d) Leopard
6. Where did Papi first find a job?
(a) A Cuban sandwich shop
(b) A Italian ice cream parlor
(c) A Spanish restaurant
(d) An Italian restaurant
7. What country has Lou traveled to for an operation?
(a) Russia
(b) Canada
(c) Britain
(d) USA
8. What did Papi take a bus to when he left Miami?
(a) New York
(b) Mississippi
(c) Virginia
(d) North Carolina
9. What music does Yunior play for the girlfriend?
(a) Matt Monroe
(b) Engelbert Humpledinck
(c) Frank Sinatra
(d) Andres Jimenez
10. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His nose
(b) His backside
(c) His nuts
(d) His stomach
11. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) The C train
(b) Times Square
(c) The projects
(d) The town hall
12. What does the fat boy say he going to make Ysrael into?
(a) A corpse
(b) A girl
(c) A flea
(d) A pig
13. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?
(a) Kiss her
(b) Tickle her
(c) Touch her
(d) Massage her
14. What does Yunior say the couple never fight over?
(a) Religion
(b) Children
(c) Adultery
(d) Money
15. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
(a) Mica
(b) Rebeca
(c) Janus
(d) Lorretta
Short Answer Questions
1. What city does Papi fly to?
2. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
3. Where does Loretta's new boyfriend work?
4. Which of the following publications does the maid have on her bedroom floor?
5. What have pollutants made beautiful in New Jersey?
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