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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the girlfriend like about Yunior's apartment?
(a) The curtains
(b) The balcony
(c) The carpet
(d) The light
2. What does Padre Lou let Ysrael buy twice a week?
(a) A comic book
(b) A computer game
(c) Chocolate
(d) A newspaper
3. What does Yunior call mixed race people?
(a) Half cast
(b) Halfies
(c) Half lights
(d) Harpies
4. Where does Yunior like to take girls for dinner?
(a) KFC
(b) El Cibao
(c) El Tacos
(d) Taco bell
5. What does Yunior think the couple do for a living?
(a) Acting
(b) Journalism
(c) Modelling
(d) Drug dealing
6. What kind of cheese does Yunior say to clear from the fridge?
(a) Mouse cheese
(b) Moldy cheese
(c) Government cheese
(d) Hard cheese
7. What is Yunior's Mami's first name?
(a) Maria
(b) Virta
(c) Rebecca
(d) Abuelo
8. What country is Howie from?
(a) Dominincan Republic
(b) Somalia
(c) Brazil
(d) Puerto Rico
9. What part of the world is the girlfriend's cure for sleepwalking from?
(a) Scandinavia
(b) South East Asia
(c) The Carribean
(d) The Seychelles
10. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His nuts
(b) His backside
(c) His nose
(d) His stomach
11. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
(a) English
(b) German
(c) Spanish
(d) Italian
12. What does weed make Yunior do?
(a) Vomit
(b) Laugh
(c) Sleepwalk
(d) Forget things
13. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
(a) Cats
(b) Other dogs
(c) People
(d) Hedgehogs
14. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) The C train
(b) The projects
(c) Times Square
(d) The town hall
15. Where does the taxi driver drop Papi off?
(a) A hotel
(b) An apartment complex
(c) An immigration office
(d) The university
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Yunior say he is looking for when a customer catches him roaming around?
2. What have pollutants made beautiful in New Jersey?
3. What did Papi take a bus to when he left Miami?
4. What does Yunior say the couple never fight over?
5. What did Pruitt call Yunior and Wayne?
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