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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where will a halfie say her parents met?
(a) In the Movement
(b) On holiday
(c) In a refugee camp
(d) At Woodstock

2. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
(a) Lorretta
(b) Janus
(c) Mica
(d) Rebeca

3. What city does Papi fly to?
(a) Newark
(b) New York
(c) Miami
(d) Los Angeles

4. What is the name of the girl that Wayne wants to talk about?
(a) Doreen
(b) Charlene
(c) Hannah
(d) Lauren

5. Where does Loretta's new boyfriend work?
(a) Times Square
(b) World Trade Center
(c) Wall Street
(d) Postal Service

6. What does Papi dream about?
(a) Gold coins
(b) His mistress
(c) His family
(d) Hollywood

7. What did Papi nickname his wife?
(a) Melao
(b) Eulalio
(c) Puta
(d) Angel

8. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?
(a) A glass
(b) A spoon
(c) A fork
(d) A knife

9. Where does Yunior like to take girls for dinner?
(a) KFC
(b) Taco bell
(c) El Tacos
(d) El Cibao

10. Where did the girlfriend say she saw a fist fight?
(a) The C train
(b) The town hall
(c) Times Square
(d) The projects

11. How will a black girl say a black man treats her?
(a) Real bad
(b) Like a doormat
(c) Like a queen
(d) With fear

12. What is the name of Yunior's nemesis?
(a) Johnny
(b) Frankie
(c) Howie
(d) Gonzo

13. What does Ysrael look for outside of the bars?
(a) Newspapers
(b) Coins
(c) Comics
(d) Food

14. What is the name of the father that teaches Ysrael to read?
(a) Lou
(b) Lopez
(c) Jose
(d) Rafa

15. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
(a) Walrus
(b) Seal
(c) Leopard
(d) Lion

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of movies did Papi take his children to?

2. What does Yunior say is the only thing that runs easily through his hair?

3. What nationality is Loretta's new boyfriend?

4. Wht does Ysrael say before he flings the fat boy off him?

5. What should you talk to a local girl about?

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