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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What exercises does Papi like to do?
(a) Chin ups and squat thrusts
(b) Push ups and sit ups
(c) Pelvic thrusts and sit ups
(d) Squat thrusts ans pelvic thrusts

2. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
(a) Lorretta
(b) Janus
(c) Mica
(d) Rebeca

3. What does the girlfriend say will stop sleepwalking?
(a) Lemon
(b) Honey
(c) Chocolate
(d) Cheese

4. What kind of tips do you need if you are a good pool player?
(a) French tips
(b) German tips
(c) Spanish tips
(d) Mexican tips

5. Where does the taxi driver drop Papi off?
(a) An apartment complex
(b) The university
(c) A hotel
(d) An immigration office

6. What do the boys throw at the church door?
(a) Rocks
(b) Bottles
(c) Sticks
(d) Appless

7. What music does Yunior play for the girlfriend?
(a) Engelbert Humpledinck
(b) Matt Monroe
(c) Andres Jimenez
(d) Frank Sinatra

8. What did Pruitt call Yunior and Wayne?
(a) Slackers
(b) Hooligans
(c) Delinquent
(d) Diseased

9. What do people shout at Ysrael?
(a) Horror show
(b) Freak
(c) No face
(d) Pig victim

10. Which of the following publications does the maid have on her bedroom floor?
(a) Face
(b) New York Times
(c) Total Film
(d) El Diario

11. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?
(a) A glass
(b) A knife
(c) A fork
(d) A spoon

12. Who has Yunior seen the boyfriend come onto at bars?
(a) Married women
(b) Asian girls
(c) White girls
(d) Black girls

13. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?
(a) In the garden
(b) Under the sink
(c) In the outside garbage
(d) Down the toilet

14. What did Stefan have a passion for?
(a) White women
(b) Basketball
(c) Baseball
(d) The track

15. What drink does Yunior say his father has left in the cupboard?
(a) Sangria
(b) Rum
(c) Bermudez
(d) Vodka

Short Answer Questions

1. What should you talk to an outside girl about?

2. What city does Papi not want to be homeless in?

3. What did the bills smell of?

4. What does the narrator say the maid smells like?

5. What famous person does Yunior compare the boyfriend's voice to?

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