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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
(a) Hedgehogs
(b) Cats
(c) People
(d) Other dogs

2. Wht does Ysrael say before he flings the fat boy off him?
(a) Strength
(b) Death
(c) Disappear
(d) Get off

3. What does Yunior say the couple never fight over?
(a) Children
(b) Religion
(c) Money
(d) Adultery

4. What is Yunior's father's first name?
(a) Ysrael
(b) Ramon
(c) Carlos
(d) Diego

5. What did Stefan have a passion for?
(a) Basketball
(b) White women
(c) Baseball
(d) The track

6. What is the name of Ysrael's younger brother?
(a) Pesao
(b) Vito
(c) Elino
(d) Rafa

7. What did Papi take a bus to when he left Miami?
(a) Virginia
(b) Mississippi
(c) North Carolina
(d) New York

8. What does Yunior think the couple do for a living?
(a) Drug dealing
(b) Modelling
(c) Acting
(d) Journalism

9. What do the boys throw at the church door?
(a) Appless
(b) Bottles
(c) Rocks
(d) Sticks

10. What did Papi nickname his wife?
(a) Eulalio
(b) Angel
(c) Melao
(d) Puta

11. What is the name of Yunior's colleague?
(a) Pete
(b) Dave
(c) Wayne
(d) Frankie

12. What kind of movies did Papi take his children to?
(a) Kung fu movies
(b) War movies
(c) Walt Disney movies
(d) Romantic movies

13. What does the fat boy say he going to make Ysrael into?
(a) A corpse
(b) A flea
(c) A girl
(d) A pig

14. Which housemate does Papi like the least?
(a) Eulalio
(b) Tomas
(c) Frankie
(d) Stefan

15. What is the brand name of the cheap pool tables?
(a) Whirlwinds
(b) Lowes
(c) Higgins
(d) Bristols

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the name of Yunior's nemesis?

2. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?

3. What job does Yunior think Pruitt does?

4. What part of the world is the girlfriend's cure for sleepwalking from?

5. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?

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