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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of movies did Papi take his children to?
(a) Kung fu movies
(b) War movies
(c) Romantic movies
(d) Walt Disney movies

2. What is the name of Yunior's nemesis?
(a) Frankie
(b) Gonzo
(c) Johnny
(d) Howie

3. What do people shout at Ysrael?
(a) Freak
(b) Horror show
(c) Pig victim
(d) No face

4. What kind of tips do you need if you are a good pool player?
(a) French tips
(b) Spanish tips
(c) German tips
(d) Mexican tips

5. Where does the taxi driver drop Papi off?
(a) The university
(b) An immigration office
(c) An apartment complex
(d) A hotel

6. What did the people in Bath have to replace in the 1950s?
(a) The Roman roads
(b) The Roman sewers
(c) The Roman baths
(d) The Roman transport system

7. Which of the following jobs does Yunior not say his customer has?
(a) Surgeon
(b) Lawyer
(c) Doctor
(d) Diplomat

8. What does Abuelo put the cash in?
(a) A cigarette box
(b) A fruit box
(c) A cigar box
(d) A shoe box

9. What exercises does Papi like to do?
(a) Push ups and sit ups
(b) Pelvic thrusts and sit ups
(c) Squat thrusts ans pelvic thrusts
(d) Chin ups and squat thrusts

10. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
(a) Germany
(b) Britain
(c) USA
(d) Spain

11. Where will a halfie say her parents met?
(a) In the Movement
(b) In a refugee camp
(c) On holiday
(d) At Woodstock

12. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His nuts
(b) His stomach
(c) His nose
(d) His backside

13. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?
(a) Prostitutes
(b) Tramps
(c) Drunks
(d) Dogs

14. What is Yunior's Mami's first name?
(a) Abuelo
(b) Rebecca
(c) Virta
(d) Maria

15. What did Stefan have a passion for?
(a) Baseball
(b) White women
(c) Basketball
(d) The track

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Papi nickname his wife?

2. What is Yunior's father's first name?

3. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?

4. What does Ysrael say he has the power of?

5. Where does Yunior like to take girls for dinner?

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