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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do people shout at Ysrael?
(a) Horror show
(b) Freak
(c) Pig victim
(d) No face

2. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
(a) Spanish
(b) Italian
(c) German
(d) English

3. What does weed make Yunior do?
(a) Laugh
(b) Sleepwalk
(c) Vomit
(d) Forget things

4. What should you talk to a local girl about?
(a) Family
(b) The neighborhood
(c) Aspirations
(d) School

5. What music does Yunior play for the girlfriend?
(a) Frank Sinatra
(b) Matt Monroe
(c) Andres Jimenez
(d) Engelbert Humpledinck

6. What is the brand name of the cheap pool tables?
(a) Bristols
(b) Lowes
(c) Whirlwinds
(d) Higgins

7. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His nose
(b) His nuts
(c) His backside
(d) His stomach

8. What city does Yunior call the city of jobs?
(a) Newark
(b) Los Angeles
(c) Chicago
(d) New York

9. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?
(a) Deodrant
(b) Soap
(c) Razors
(d) Eye ointment

10. What should you talk to an outside girl about?
(a) Homelife
(b) School
(c) Aspirations
(d) Art and literature

11. What did Papi take a bus to when he left Miami?
(a) Virginia
(b) North Carolina
(c) New York
(d) Mississippi

12. Where does the taxi driver drop Papi off?
(a) An immigration office
(b) An apartment complex
(c) A hotel
(d) The university

13. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
(a) Lion
(b) Seal
(c) Walrus
(d) Leopard

14. What is the name of the church groundkeeper?
(a) Lou
(b) Eliseo
(c) Diego
(d) Rafa

15. What country is the delivery man from the Japanese restaurant from?
(a) Spain
(b) Columbia
(c) China
(d) Japan

Short Answer Questions

1. Who has Yunior seen the boyfriend come onto at bars?

2. What does Yunior say he is looking for when a customer catches him roaming around?

3. How will a black girl say a black man treats her?

4. Which housemate does Papi like the least?

5. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?

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