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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?
(a) A fork
(b) A knife
(c) A glass
(d) A spoon
2. How does Yunior say the girlfriend was staring into her coffee?
(a) Like a junkie
(b) Like a fortune teller
(c) Like a space cadet
(d) Like a hedgehog
3. What city does Papi not want to be homeless in?
(a) Raleigh
(b) Miami
(c) New York
(d) Chicago
4. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?
(a) Prostitutes
(b) Drunks
(c) Tramps
(d) Dogs
5. What does Yunior think the couple do for a living?
(a) Modelling
(b) Journalism
(c) Drug dealing
(d) Acting
6. What does the girlfriend say will stop sleepwalking?
(a) Lemon
(b) Cheese
(c) Honey
(d) Chocolate
7. What should you never lose on the first date?
(a) Your virginity
(b) Your money
(c) The time
(d) A fight
8. What does weed make Yunior do?
(a) Vomit
(b) Sleepwalk
(c) Laugh
(d) Forget things
9. What is the only thing a local girl will allow you to do?
(a) Touch her
(b) Massage her
(c) Kiss her
(d) Tickle her
10. What kind of tips do you need if you are a good pool player?
(a) French tips
(b) German tips
(c) Mexican tips
(d) Spanish tips
11. Where does Loretta's new boyfriend work?
(a) World Trade Center
(b) Postal Service
(c) Times Square
(d) Wall Street
12. What do the boys throw at the church door?
(a) Appless
(b) Sticks
(c) Bottles
(d) Rocks
13. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?
(a) Sweet
(b) Fun
(c) Laidback
(d) Fierce
14. What have pollutants made beautiful in New Jersey?
(a) The stars
(b) The grass
(c) Women
(d) Sunsets
15. What does the girlfriend like about Yunior's apartment?
(a) The balcony
(b) The light
(c) The carpet
(d) The curtains
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of animal does Pesao throw stones at?
2. What does Padre Lou let Ysrael buy twice a week?
3. What does Ysrael look for outside of the bars?
4. What does Ysrael buy after his lessons?
5. What exercises does Papi like to do?
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