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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter Eight, "How to Date a Browngirl, Blackgirl, Whitegirl or Halfie".

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of people do Yunior and his friends like to abuse?
(a) Blacks
(b) Homosexuals
(c) Jews
(d) Rich kids

2. What does Yunior say he now does instead of shoplifting?
(a) Date
(b) Take drugs
(c) Watch TV
(d) Drink

3. Where do the kids swim at night?
(a) A swimming pool
(b) A river
(c) A lake
(d) A stream

4. What part of his body does the narrator punch to wake himself up?
(a) His nose
(b) His eye
(c) His stomach
(d) His groin

5. What does Yunior hope the kids don't ask from him at the mall?
(a) Money
(b) Women
(c) Stolen goods
(d) Drugs

Short Answer Questions

1. What drug are the narrator and his girlfriend on while they watch TV?

2. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?

3. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?

4. What does Lucero mean in Spanish?

5. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?

(see the answer key)

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