2. What is Greg's catchphrase?
(a) Hey, ding dong day.
(b) Hey hey, whatda ya say.
(c) Well, bite my biscuits.
(d) Well, banana ramma.

3. Which books were previously popular?
(a) Armpit Artists.
(b) Underpants Bandits.
(c) Wildly Wacky.
(d) Singing Sunshine.

4. What does Greg buy at the book fair?
(a) Computer.
(b) Educational books.
(c) Virtual reality gloves.
(d) Googly eye pencil and trinkets.

5. Which program did Greg's mom try to get him accepted into?
(a) Gifted and talented.
(b) Swim team.
(c) Jazzy cats.
(d) Dancer revolution.

6. Which letter did Greg have trouble pronouncing?
(a) W.
(b) T.
(c) S.
(d) R.

7. What does Greg want the pig to help him find?
(a) Fruit.
(b) Phone.
(c) Vegetables.
(d) Candy.

8. Which holiday does Greg's family decorate the house for?
(a) Valentine's Day.
(b) Halloween.
(c) April Fools.
(d) Day of the Dead.

9. How does Greg attempt to short-circuit his dad?
(a) Makes him cry.
(b) Oils his head.
(c) Sprays him with water.
(d) Trips him.

10. Why does Greg believe his grandmother may not want to protect him?
(a) He is too silly.
(b) He was rude to her.
(c) He did not pay her.
(d) He is not holy enough.

11. What does Greg want his audience to know?
(a) He likes to read.
(b) He is fast.
(c) He is a good cook.
(d) He is in on the secret.

12. Why does Greg believe wolves would be jealous of dogs?
(a) They are spoiled.
(b) They are stronger.
(c) They are accepted.
(d) They can fly.

13. What kind of wedgie does the bully at school give, according to Greg?
(a) He does not give wedgies.
(b) Friendly.
(c) Atomic.
(d) Joke.

14. Who does Greg imagine could harm him while he is frozen?
(a) Careless employees.
(b) Heat.
(c) Ice.
(d) Learning.

15. What does Greg refer to for information about his nightmares?
(a) Dream book.
(b) Manager.
(c) Internet.
(d) Doctor.