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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Qfwfq suspect, when he figures out that Pfwfp is stockpiling hydrogen atoms?
(a) That Pfwfp wants to collect all the hydrogen in the universe for himself.
(b) That Pfwfp wants to make a new universe of his own.
(c) That Pfwfp is going to build a star, which will then produce even more hydrogen.
(d) That Pfwfp is going to start a hydrogen war with Qwfq.

2. What happens to the temperature when light first appears?
(a) It begins to fluxuate up and down.
(b) It goes up.
(c) It goes down.
(d) It stays the same.

3. How does Qfwfq feel at first, after realizing he is trapped on the moon?
(a) He is angry at Captain Vhd Vhd.
(b) He is annoyed that he will be away from his home.
(c) He is frightened about what will happen to him.
(d) He is glad to be alone with Mrs. Vhd Vhd.

4. Does Qfwfq worry when he realizes he's completely forgotten what his sign is like?
(a) Yes, he is slightly nervous that he will not recognize it.
(b) No, he even forgets that the sign is there.
(c) Yes, he is very afraid he will never see it again.
(d) No, he is certain that he will know it again when he passes it.

5. How does Mr. Pber^t Pber^d feel about Mrs. Ph(i)nK_0?
(a) He remembers her fondly.
(b) He is irritated at the thought of her.
(c) He is jealous of her.
(d) He is angry with her.

6. What kind of sound does Qfwfq say the creation of a hydrogen atom makes?
(a) A small popping sound.
(b) A crashing bang.
(c) No sound.
(d) A slight tinkling sound.

7. Who has taken Granny's cushion?
(a) Mr. Hnw.
(b) The twins.
(c) Qfwfq.
(d) G'd(w)^n.

8. Who would Mr. Pber^t Pber^d like to keep out if the universe condenses to a point again?
(a) Mrs. Ph(i)nK_0.
(b) De XuaeauX.
(c) Qfwfq.
(d) The Z'zu family.

9. In Qfwfq and Pfwfp's game, how many old hydrogen atoms is a new hydrogen atom worth?
(a) Three.
(b) Nine.
(c) Seven.
(d) Five.

10. What happens to Granny's cushion?
(a) It is thrown into space.
(b) It is returned to her.
(c) It is destroyed.
(d) It is buried in the mud.

11. How does Qfwfq feel about his grandmother's cushion?
(a) He hates it.
(b) He alternately hates and loves it.
(c) He loves it.
(d) He doesn't care about it.

12. What motivation does Qfwfq attribute to Kgwgk for destroying his sign?
(a) Revenge.
(b) Greed.
(c) Ambition.
(d) Jealousy.

13. Who is Mrs. Vhd Vhd in love with?
(a) Captain Vhd Vhd.
(b) The moon.
(c) Qfwfq.
(d) The Deaf One.

14. How does Qfwfq feel about the colors that fill the Earth?
(a) He is awed by the beautiful colors.
(b) He is irritated by the colors and on edge.
(c) He is frightened by the colors, but curious.
(d) He hates the colors and can't look at them.

15. Is the sign inside or outside the border of the galaxy?
(a) Inside, since Qfwfq could not reach outside the border to make it.
(b) Slightly outside, since Qfwfq leaned over the border to make it.
(c) Right on the border, since Qfwfq put it on the border to mark the exact position.
(d) Far outside, since Qfwfq leaped far over the border to make it.

Short Answer Questions

1. What new game does Qfwfq suggest playing?

2. How does Qfwfq feel about Mrs. Ph(i)Nk_0's fate?

3. What does Qfwfq say about space and time before the Big Bang?

4. What does Ayl do when the meteorite flies overhead?

5. What does Qwfwq find when he finally reaches the point that contained his sign?

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