2. What drink does the narrator order at the bar?
(a) Vodka on ice.
(b) Whiskey and Coca-Cola.
(c) Gin and tonic.
(d) A margarita.

3. What does he have to say in the phone call?
(a) He says that he just passed out hysterically laughing at Amanda.
(b) He says that he is a cocaine addict and needs help.
(c) He says that his mother died a year ago.
(d) He says that he is in love with Vicky and needs to find her.

4. Before implementing his plan, what does the narrator compare himself to?
(a) He compares himself to children at family holidays.
(b) He compares himself to a tourist in Times Square.
(c) He compares himself to menorah in a Christmas tree shop.
(d) He compares himself to a terrorist waiting in unsuspecting crowd.

5. For what event has the narrator obtained an invitation?
(a) A private lunch with the Druid.
(b) An opening night party for a broadway production.
(c) A fashion show involving Amanda.
(d) Clara Tillinghast's birthday party.

6. What does the narrator feel he must relearn?
(a) He must relearn certain dance steps.
(b) He must relearn how to love.
(c) He must relearn to ride a bike.
(d) He must relearn everything.

7. What does the narrator discover in an envelope in his desk?
(a) Bolivian powder.
(b) His wedding ring.
(c) Amanda's picture.
(d) An old check he forgot to cash.

8. What are the bouncers dressed up as?
(a) Native American medicine men.
(b) Aladdin's genie.
(c) Nubian slaves.
(d) Roman soldiers.

9. How does the narrator's mother describe the pain she is in?
(a) She likens it to going to the dentist.
(b) She likens it to having a sunburn.
(c) She likens it to a broken arm.
(d) She likens it to the pain she felt during the narrator's birth.

10. Who is waiting at the narrator's apartment when he comes back from lunch?
(a) Michael.
(b) Alex.
(c) Amanda.
(d) Megan.

11. What is one subject that the narrator and his mother talk about?
(a) They talk about the Patriot's season.
(b) They talk about her future grandchildren.
(c) They talk about New York City subways.
(d) They talk about the narrator's sex life.

12. Upon opening the Post, what does the narrator discover about Coma Baby?
(a) Coma Baby was delivered six weeks premature and the mother is dead.
(b) Coma Baby was expected to have a safe, normal delivery.
(c) Coma Baby's mother has woken up and everyone is fine.
(d) Coma Baby was experiencing complications and doctors were worried.

13. Who was with their mother the last few days before she died?
(a) Their father.
(b) Their two younger brothers.
(c) The narrator.
(d) Michael.

14. What does he purchase on the street after leaving the office?
(a) He purchases a new wallet.
(b) He purchases a diamond ring for Megan.
(c) He purchases what he hopes is cocaine.
(d) He purchases a hot dog from a vendor.

15. Who offers the narrator a reference when he returns to the office?
(a) The Druid.
(b) Clara TIllinhast.
(c) Megan Avery.
(d) The Ghost.