2. What did the narrator do on his first day of school?
(a) He ran out of the house to the bus in excitement.
(b) He colored all his book with marker.
(c) He hid in the woods so he would miss the bus.
(d) He was bullied by another boy and broke a finger.

3. What does the narrator do after Amanda speaks to him?
(a) He throws his drink on the floor and challenges her fiance.
(b) He punches her in the mouth, breaking her teeth.
(c) He begins laughing hysterically and cannot stop.
(d) He busts into tears and runs from the club.

4. What are the bouncers dressed up as?
(a) Native American medicine men.
(b) Roman soldiers.
(c) Aladdin's genie.
(d) Nubian slaves.

5. What does he purchase on the street after leaving the office?
(a) He purchases what he hopes is cocaine.
(b) He purchases a new wallet.
(c) He purchases a hot dog from a vendor.
(d) He purchases a diamond ring for Megan.

6. How does the narrator clean out his desk?
(a) He dumps everything into wastebaskets.
(b) He enlists the help of a moving company.
(c) He takes everything into Clara's office and dumps it.
(d) He and Megan separate everything into piles.

7. How does the narrator's mother describe the pain she is in?
(a) She likens it to the pain she felt during the narrator's birth.
(b) She likens it to a broken arm.
(c) She likens it to going to the dentist.
(d) She likens it to having a sunburn.

8. What does the narrator drop in the bathroom?
(a) His glasses.
(b) The vial of cocaine Tad gave him.
(c) The paper with Vicky's phone number.
(d) His wallet and credit cards.

9. Where does the narrator decide to go?
(a) Odeon.
(b) The Lion's Head Pub.
(c) Home.
(d) The office.

10. What suspicion does the narrator accidentally give the bartender?
(a) The bartender thinks he is a jewel thief.
(b) The bartender thinks he is very ill.
(c) The bartender thinks he is in a gang.
(d) The bartender thinks he is a terrorist.

11. What name does the narrator give to the greeter?
(a) Amanda White.
(b) John Doe.
(c) Michael Miller.
(d) Tad Allagash.

12. What image of their mother does Michael keep in his memory?
(a) An image of their mother coughing.
(b) An image of their mother raking leaves.
(c) An image of their mother falling asleep.
(d) An image of their mother baking bread.

13. What animal does Megan say was found in the mail room?
(a) An iguana.
(b) A puppy.
(c) A mink.
(d) A ferret.

14. Why does the narrator theorize he actually married Amanda?
(a) He was entranced by her beauty.
(b) He wanted to make Michael jealous.
(c) He was so eager to get married he did not care to whom.
(d) He wanted to please his mother on her deathbed.

15. Where do the narrator and Megan go to eat?
(a) They go to Megan's apartment.
(b) They go to Odeon.
(c) They go to the Lions Head Pub.
(d) They go to the narrator's apartment.