2. What have they resolved to leave in Clara's office?
(a) Fred, the ferret.
(b) A large pile of cocaine.
(c) Rolls and rolls of toilet paper.
(d) A bunch of balloons.

3. Where do the narrator and Megan go to eat?
(a) They go to the narrator's apartment.
(b) They go to Odeon.
(c) They go to Megan's apartment.
(d) They go to the Lions Head Pub.

4. What does the narrator's mother reveal about the narrator as a baby?
(a) He was partially deaf when he was born.
(b) He was a horribly difficult baby.
(c) His eyes changed color when he was very young.
(d) He was a very quiet and well-behaved baby.

5. How does the narrator feel in his meeting with Clara?
(a) Afraid: he does not want Clara doing him bodily harm.
(b) Detached: like a samurai, she cannot hurt him if he has already resolved to die.
(c) Giddy: he hates this job and wants to quit.
(d) Horrified: he is completely blindsided by their conversation.

6. What does he have to say in the phone call?
(a) He says that he just passed out hysterically laughing at Amanda.
(b) He says that he is in love with Vicky and needs to find her.
(c) He says that his mother died a year ago.
(d) He says that he is a cocaine addict and needs help.

7. According to Megan, what was the only coherent thing Alex said when he was discovered?
(a) Bright lights, big city.
(b) Facts wait for no man.
(c) One more martini, please.
(d) He was being attacked by pygmies.

8. What does the narrator feel he must relearn?
(a) He must relearn how to love.
(b) He must relearn everything.
(c) He must relearn to ride a bike.
(d) He must relearn certain dance steps.

9. Who does he call the minute he wakes up?
(a) Clara Tillinghast.
(b) Michael.
(c) Megan Avery.
(d) Vicky Hollins.

10. What does the narrator discover is missing from the department store window?
(a) Amanda's mannequin.
(b) The article about the magazine.
(c) Megan's commercial.
(d) His favorite clothing ad.

11. With whom does the narrator make a lunch date for the next day?
(a) The Druid.
(b) Vicky Hollins.
(c) Clara Tillinghast.
(d) Megan Avery.

12. What does the narrator do after Amanda speaks to him?
(a) He busts into tears and runs from the club.
(b) He punches her in the mouth, breaking her teeth.
(c) He throws his drink on the floor and challenges her fiance.
(d) He begins laughing hysterically and cannot stop.

13. What is the narrator's favorite exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum?
(a) The Dinosaurs.
(b) The Ancient Chinese Peoples exhibit.
(c) The European paintings from 1700-1750.
(d) The Egyptian wing.

14. What is one subject that the narrator and his mother talk about?
(a) They talk about her future grandchildren.
(b) They talk about New York City subways.
(c) They talk about the narrator's sex life.
(d) They talk about the Patriot's season.

15. Where does the narrator wake up the next morning?
(a) He wakes up in a strange girl's apartment in Queens.
(b) He wakes up in a strange girl's apartment in the Bronx.
(c) He wakes up in a strange girl's apartment on Staten Island.
(d) He wakes up in a strange girl's apartment in Brooklyn.