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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Tad claim to have seen Odysseus before?
(a) He has seen him on a television infomercial.
(b) He has seen him driving a limo.
(c) He has seen him working for a Dial-a-Hunk service.
(d) He has seen him working as a dancer in a club.

2. What name does the narrator give to the greeter?
(a) Amanda White.
(b) Michael Miller.
(c) John Doe.
(d) Tad Allagash.

3. What did the narrator do on his first day of school?
(a) He colored all his book with marker.
(b) He ran out of the house to the bus in excitement.
(c) He was bullied by another boy and broke a finger.
(d) He hid in the woods so he would miss the bus.

4. What is one subject that the narrator and his mother talk about?
(a) They talk about her future grandchildren.
(b) They talk about the narrator's sex life.
(c) They talk about New York City subways.
(d) They talk about the Patriot's season.

5. What are the bouncers dressed up as?
(a) Native American medicine men.
(b) Aladdin's genie.
(c) Nubian slaves.
(d) Roman soldiers.

6. What is the narrator's plan for the fashion show?
(a) He will slip backstage and kidnap Amanda.
(b) He will steal all the briefcases and wallets he can.
(c) He will confront Amanda and demand an explanation.
(d) He will set the building on fire and lock the doors.

7. From whom has the narrator obtained the invitation?
(a) Megan Avery.
(b) A friend at Harper's Bazaar.
(c) A friend at Vogue.
(d) Amanda.

8. Who does the narrator call after leaving the club?
(a) Megan.
(b) Vicky.
(c) Amanda.
(d) Michael.

9. What suspicion does the narrator accidentally give the bartender?
(a) The bartender thinks he is in a gang.
(b) The bartender thinks he is a terrorist.
(c) The bartender thinks he is a jewel thief.
(d) The bartender thinks he is very ill.

10. Of what does the scent remind the narrator?
(a) It reminds him of the way Vicky smells.
(b) It reminds him of his mother baking bread.
(c) It reminds him of his encounter the night before.
(d) It reminds him of his old job.

11. What does the narrator feel he must relearn?
(a) He must relearn how to love.
(b) He must relearn to ride a bike.
(c) He must relearn certain dance steps.
(d) He must relearn everything.

12. On the morning of his meeting with Clara, what time does the narrator wake up?
(a) Nine o'clock AM.
(b) Six-thirty AM.
(c) Noon.
(d) Ten o'clock AM.

13. What does the narrator smell on his way home, through his nose-bleed?
(a) The scent of fresh bread.
(b) The scent of a homeless person.
(c) The scent of the subway wafting up through the grates.
(d) The scent of flowery perfume.

14. Before implementing his plan, what does the narrator compare himself to?
(a) He compares himself to children at family holidays.
(b) He compares himself to menorah in a Christmas tree shop.
(c) He compares himself to a tourist in Times Square.
(d) He compares himself to a terrorist waiting in unsuspecting crowd.

15. What note does the narrator leave for Megan?
(a) He leaves her his phone number.
(b) He leaves her an angry tirade.
(c) He leaves her a love letter.
(d) He leaves her an apology.

Short Answer Questions

1. For what does the narrator ask the man unloading the truck?

2. Where in the mail room was the animal found?

3. What phrase does Wade want on the narrator's epitaph?

4. What does the narrator want from Amanda?

5. Who does the narrator's mother see just before she dies?

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