1. Why was the author afraid to pray for God to kill the thing that left feces in his grandmother's house?
(a) He was afraid because he was worried the demon would eat him.
(b) He was afraid because he was not sure if he believed in God and could not stand the theological pressure.
(c) He was afraid because HE was the thing that left the feces in his grandmother's house and he did not want God to kill him.
(d) He was afraid that if his prayer was not good enough, everyone would know he was to blame.

2. Why did Robert's steakhouse close?
(a) They received a health code violation.
(b) Robert closed it after changing his mind about apartheid.
(c) The government insisted that he needed to have separate toilets for every racial category.
(d) Robert ran out of money.

3. What diagnosis did the school psychologists give the author after he laughed while being corporally punished?
(a) None-they determined he was mentally normal.
(b) They diagnosed him with bipolar disorder.
(c) They diagnosed him with sociopathy.
(d) They diagnosed him with ADHD.

4. What does the author say is impressive about the timing of his mother's decision to have him?
(a) She chose to have him even though it would have been very expensive at the time.
(b) She chose to have him before she knew apartheid would end.
(c) She chose to have him at a time when the world's population was increasing.
(d) She chose to have him even though she could still remember her mistreatment by the hands of her own family.

5. The children of Soweto would yell out "indoda yomlungu!" whenever they passed the author. What does this phrase mean?
(a) "I hate that kid!"
(b) "The white man!"
(c) "Hey, buddy!"
(d) "Look out!"