2. What does Phoney call phase two of his plan in Chapter six?
(a) Hit 'em while their down!
(b) The mysterious cow!
(c) No proof, no jail time!
(d) The sudden illness!

3. What does Phoney say Fone doesn't understand while they are talking in Chapter four?
(a) Having a destiny.
(b) Being hated.
(c) Being special.
(d) Being broke.

4. What does Jonathan Oaks tell Gran'ma is the reason he is standing there in Chapter six?
(a) He is trying to move the tree.
(b) He is going on a picnic and is waiting on someone.
(c) He is waiting on his father to come.
(d) Lucius had them block the roads.

5. What does Smiley say was the first endeavor that Phoney was involved in when he got ran out of Boneville the first time?
(a) Nuclear reactor and endless salad bar.
(b) Dental work and jewelery store.
(c) Sushi and pet fish store.
(d) Chainsaws and amputations.

6. Why does Phoney say his first idea wasn't silly in response to Smiley in Chapter five?
(a) The amputations were awfully quick.
(b) The lettuce wouldn't spoil for decades.
(c) The fish were always glad to be a happy meal.
(d) The false teeth would cut through rocks.

7. What does Gran'ma explained happened after Thorn and Fone left?
(a) The fire frightened them.
(b) The rat creatures became scared of something else in the forest.
(c) The fight went out of the rat creatures.
(d) The dragon swept down and scared them away.

8. What does Phoney tell Smiley they need to find in Chapter five?
(a) A green tamborine.
(b) A means of transportation.
(c) A rubber hose.
(d) A cow suit.

9. What does Phoney suddenly notice that is odd while he is walking through the woods in Chapter four?
(a) A bad smell.
(b) A rumbling.
(c) Two voices arguing about quiche.
(d) The sound of snoring.

10. What does Phoney say in Chapter five when Smiley asks if they can have another round on Phoney?
(a) Phoney feels his luck is about to change.
(b) Phoney says they can put it on Gran'ma's tab.
(c) Phoney declines saying he has to get to work.
(d) Phoney says Smiley can pay for his own.

11. What does Gran'ma say she is missing in Chapter four?
(a) Her good dress.
(b) A wooden bucket.
(c) Her bloomers.
(d) Her running shoes.

12. What did Phoney have made and then tied it to a statue during his campaign event?
(a) A large kite in the shape of himself.
(b) A banner with his slogan.
(c) A hot air baloon.
(d) A fifty foot baloon of himself.

13. What does the Hooded One order in the end of Chapter four?
(a) To attack the town.
(b) To look for the signs of the battle to come.
(c) The destruction of the farm.
(d) To kill the dragon.

14. What does Gran'ma tell Thorn and Fone the rat creatures would think if it was dark in the house?
(a) That they were trying to sneak out.
(b) That they were setting traps.
(c) That they were all asleep.
(d) Rat creatures don't think.

15. What does Gran'ma say in Chapter five when Thorn asks if they should dose the lights?
(a) The lights are keeping the monsters back.
(b) Not just yet.
(c) They might need to set the house on fire.
(d) To get ALL the lights turned out.