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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Kate not have time for that she regretted?
(a) No time for a relationship.
(b) No time to discuss what had occurred between them.
(c) No Dave time.
(d) No time for herself.

2. What was Kate's job in the kitchen?
(a) Slicing carrots.
(b) Peeling carrots.
(c) Peeling potatoes.
(d) Steaming broccoli.

3. What did Kate say Dave probably was doing?
(a) Buying more comic books.
(b) Out having a lot of fun.
(c) Playing choo choo.
(d) Out with another girl.

4. Why couldn't Howie get the window open upstairs?
(a) Dave had painted over the latch,
(b) Dave had propped it shut out of their reach.
(c) Police are never much for niceties.
(d) Dave had screwed it shut.

5. What would she have done if she would have had more time?
(a) Screamed at him.
(b) Told him she never wanted to see him again,
(c) Broken his train.
(d) Burst into tears.

6. What kind of festival did Kate and Dave have on Thursday?
(a) A Miserly festival.
(b) A sexy festival.
(c) A Music festival.
(d) An Uncle Scrooge festival.

7. What is the worst thing of all about having her mother over for dinner?
(a) She'll bring Kate's father.
(b) She'll expect furniture.
(c) She'll leave with a migraine and never let Kate forget it.
(d) She'll expect real food.

8. What did Kate's father say he would do if she married Dave?
(a) Claim he never had a daughter.
(b) Disown her.
(c) He'd never speak to her again.
(d) Put her up for adoption.

9. What started the chaos in the music hall?
(a) Kate tripped on a music stand.
(b) Kate goosed the first clarinetist with her bow.
(c) Kate stepped on the bass players toe.
(d) The conductor escorted Kate off the stage.

10. Who was the first person to call bingo?
(a) Tootsie Rollas.
(b) Tootsie Anheiser.
(c) Betty Anheiser.
(d) Theresa Ann.

11. What was a sign of mental instability?
(a) Talking to yourself.
(b) Talking to yourself while stuck in traffic.
(c) Drumming your fingers on your steering wheel.
(d) Always being late.

12. Who did Kate blame for her distraction?
(a) Elsie.
(b) Herself.
(c) David.
(d) The birds.

13. What does Elsie use to mash potatoes?
(a) A masher.
(b) A fork.
(c) A hand mixer.
(d) An electric mixer.

14. What was Dave doing?
(a) Playing with a toy train.
(b) Making her dinner.
(c) Having dinner with another woman.
(d) Setting up for a romantic evening.

15. What couldn't she get within three feet of without getting a rush?
(a) David.
(b) A gearshift.
(c) His house.
(d) The spot in the kitchen where he had kissed her.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Slik return with wrapped in a jacket?

2. How many pounds did the doctor tell Howie to lose?

3. What was going to be played at the evenings rehearsal?

4. What was one of David's favorite toys?

5. What movie does David put in the DVD player?

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