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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where did Elsie aim to shoot the man on the roof?
(a) The knee.
(b) His shoulder.
(c) The privates.
(d) His chest.
2. What did Dave nearly drop in his lap?
(a) His dinner.
(b) His coffee.
(c) His tea.
(d) His sandwich.
3. How long had Kate and David been neighbors?
(a) Three months.
(b) Two months.
(c) Four months.
(d) Five months.
4. What was the purpose of David stopping at the practice field?
(a) To explain why he won't be there for practice later.
(b) To recruit someone to help finance his endeavors.
(c) To introduce Kate as his new girlfriend.
(d) To recruit someone to help get her mattress in her house.
5. What observation hit Kate in the pit of her stomach?
(a) She'd never had a trick or treater.
(b) There were no kids on A. Street.
(c) She was in love with David.
(d) There were no young families to be seen.
6. What is the source of David's money?
(a) He robbed a bank.
(b) He sold the photography business for lots of money.
(c) He won the lottery.
(d) He inherited a lot of money.
7. What is the name of Dave's sports team?
(a) The Guts and Goo Couch Potatoes.
(b) The Blood and Guts Couch Potatoes.
(c) The Blood and Guts Fried Potatoes.
(d) The Guts and Blood Couch Potatoes.
8. What did neither genius that lived in the house know about?
(a) Making a cake.
(b) Frosting in a can.
(c) Cooking.
(d) Baking.
9. Why was it a good thing Elsie's previous job retired her?
(a) She was too old, and was happy with not working anymore.
(b) She wanted to try a new experience.
(c) She hated her job.
(d) She was sick of stuffing fat women into bra's and girdles.
10. What was it too soon for?
(a) Any kind of sexual interaction beyond kissing.
(b) Bedtime.
(c) Them to go to bed together.
(d) Kate to come creeping into his bed.
11. What was Kate yearning for?
(a) David to be in her home again.
(b) A boyfriend.
(c) David's no fail layer cake.
(d) Some human companionship.
12. What did Kate forget?
(a) Her cello.
(b) Her cummerbund.
(c) Her keys.
(d) Her music stand.
13. What fumes were making Kate crazy?
(a) Cedar wood.
(b) Gas.
(c) Coffee.
(d) Tea.
14. How much did her feather quilt cost her?
(a) Two hundred dollars.
(b) Three hundred dollars.
(c) One hundred dollars.
(d) Four hundred dollars.
15. What instrument did Kate's ex husband play?
(a) The piano.
(b) The french horn.
(c) The oboe.
(d) The saxophone.
Short Answer Questions
1. What job does Elsie have?
2. What was the name of the Schneiders' dog?
3. What primarily occupies David's time?
4. What does David suggest that they could stay up all night doing?
5. What comment made it difficult for David to keep the smile from his face?
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