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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Elsie say about David?
(a) Watch out for that one, he's got plans.
(b) He looks like he's after your pants.
(c) He looks like a bad guy.
(d) He looks like a good guy.

2. What kind of wood was the elaborate arch separated the living room from the dining room?
(a) Rosewood.
(b) Oak.
(c) Pine.
(d) Mahogany.

3. What comment does Elsie make on Kate's nightgown?
(a) It's horrid.
(b) It's ugly.
(c) It's lovely.
(d) It's not showy.

4. What kind of meat was on Dave's sandwich?
(a) Peppered beef.
(b) Roasted chicken.
(c) Roast beef.
(d) Honey ham.

5. Where is the Cash and Carry store?
(a) Downtown.
(b) Alexandria.
(c) Arlington.
(d) Springfield.

6. What was Kate yearning for?
(a) David's no fail layer cake.
(b) David to be in her home again.
(c) A boyfriend.
(d) Some human companionship.

7. What did Dave find he liked about Kate?
(a) She was cute in her pink robe.
(b) She was happy in things that were inexpensive.
(c) She was comfortable in her own skin.
(d) She didn't mind being rumpled.

8. Why was David on her roof?
(a) He was peeping on her.
(b) He was making sure no prowlers got in.
(c) He wanted to scare her.
(d) He was trying to fix it.

9. What does David suggest that they could stay up all night doing?
(a) Gossiping about celebrities.
(b) Watching movies and eating popcorn.
(c) Eating popcorn and telling ghost stories.
(d) Making love.

10. What was different about the compliments she received from David?
(a) They were whispered in the dark intimacy of a Porsche.
(b) They were honest.
(c) They were sincere and not conjured up for conversation.
(d) The words came from him.

11. Where did Elsie aim to shoot the man on the roof?
(a) His shoulder.
(b) The privates.
(c) His chest.
(d) The knee.

12. Why was it a good thing Elsie's previous job retired her?
(a) She hated her job.
(b) She was too old, and was happy with not working anymore.
(c) She wanted to try a new experience.
(d) She was sick of stuffing fat women into bra's and girdles.

13. What fictional character did the old lady remind Kate of?
(a) Daisy duck.
(b) Piglet.
(c) Grandma Simpson.
(d) Pooh.

14. What observation hit Kate in the pit of her stomach?
(a) There were no kids on A. Street.
(b) She was in love with David.
(c) She'd never had a trick or treater.
(d) There were no young families to be seen.

15. Why wouldn't someone assume that Kate does drugs?
(a) She dresses like Mary Poppins.
(b) Her house is too nice.
(c) She doesn't look the type.
(d) She's way to chaste.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does pureed beef look like?

2. What kinds of images did the idea of removing her dress evoke?

3. How old was the bush that Kate and Elsie crashed into?

4. What does Elsie think about David?

5. What kind of weather vane was on the top of the birthday cake house?

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