2. What does Oberon tell Titania a child in crisis needs?
(a) Parents, not a playmate.
(b) Doctors, not parents.
(c) Medicine, not fairy dust.
(d) Love, not distance.

3. What does Oberon tell the doctors they have done "masterfully" (7) after the boy awakes and is eating?
(a) Poisoned him.
(b) Cared for him.
(c) Cured him.
(d) Ruined him.

4. What did Oberon say he did not like in his bed at night when Titania began bringing the boy to their bed?
(a) Things.
(b) Toys.
(c) Pets.
(d) Cry babies.

5. What are some things that came out of Titania's breasts when she first tried to feed the boy?
(a) Chocolate, yogurt, and weak wine.
(b) Hamburgers, French fries, and milkshakes.
(c) Broccoli, cabbage, and potatoes.
(d) Candy, ice cream, and cupcakes.

6. What did Oberon threaten to do one day when the boy would not pick up his toys?
(a) Hide him from Titania.
(b) Drown him in the ocean.
(c) Send him back to his mother.
(d) Feed him to a bear.

7. What did Oberon do to the boy out of jealously for how much time Titania spent with him when they first got him?
(a) Hide him.
(b) Bring him back to his mortal parents.
(c) Beat him.
(d) Tell him Titania did not love him.

8. The boy is described as being Titania's "own sort of" (5) what after he is first brought to them?
(a) Sidekick.
(b) Bestie.
(c) Beastie.
(d) Faery.

9. What album does a faery bring to the boy because he does not like Titania's singing?
(a) Paul Simon.
(b) Carly Simon.
(c) Carole King.
(d) Joni Mitchell.

10. What word is used to describe the chemo given to the boy?
(a) Medicine.
(b) Magic.
(c) Cure.
(d) Poison.

11. How long of a journey does Dr. Blork tell Titania and Oberon they will have after the boy's first round of chemo?
(a) 6 months.
(b) 3 weeks.
(c) 3 years.
(d) A few more days.

12. What does Titania find Oberon doing after she is warned that he is about to beat the boy for not cleaning his toys?
(a) Pretending to be a puppy.
(b) Running away with the boy.
(c) Beating the boy.
(d) Cleaning the room for the boy.

13. What does Oberon say he will do in order to share his son's experience?
(a) Shave his head.
(b) Sleep in the hospital bed.
(c) Make himself sick.
(d) Try the chemo.

14. What is the first thing the boy asks to eat after his chemotherapy?
(a) A cheese sandwich.
(b) Pizza.
(c) Carrots.
(d) Chicken soup.

15. What happens to Doorknob after he tries the chemo?
(a) He vomits and hallucinates.
(b) He falls asleep for several weeks.
(c) He dies.
(d) He tears out his hair and claws at his face.