’You may be right, but I still incline to think
that the Lacedaemonian lawgiver did well in forbidding
pleasure, if I may judge from the result. For
there is no drunken revelry in Sparta, and any one
found in a state of intoxication is severely punished;
he is not excused as an Athenian would be at Athens
on account of a festival. I myself have seen
the Athenians drunk at the Dionysia—and
at our colony, Tarentum, on a similar occasion, I have
beheld the whole city in a state of intoxication.’
I admit that these festivals should be properly regulated.
Yet I might reply, ’Yes, Spartans, that is not
your vice; but look at home and remember the licentiousness
of your women.’ And to all such accusations
every one of us may reply in turn:—’Wonder
not, Stranger; there are different customs in different
countries.’ Now this may be a sufficient
answer; but we are speaking about the wisdom of lawgivers
and not about the customs of men. To return to
the question of drinking: shall we have total
abstinence, as you have, or hard drinking, like the
Scythians and Thracians, or moderate potations like
the Persians? ‘Give us arms, and we send
all these nations flying before us.’ My
good friend, be modest; victories and defeats often
arise from unknown causes, and afford no proof of
the goodness or badness of institutions. The
stronger overcomes the weaker, as the Athenians have
overcome the Ceans, or the Syracusans the Locrians,
who are, perhaps, the best governed state in that
part of the world. People are apt to praise or
censure practices without enquiring into the nature
of them. This is the way with drink: one
person brings many witnesses, who sing the praises
of wine; another declares that sober men defeat drunkards
in battle; and he again is refuted in turn. I
should like to conduct the argument on some other
method; for if you regard numbers, there are two cities
on one side, and ten thousand on the other. ’I
am ready to pursue any method which is likely to lead
us to the truth.’ Let me put the matter
thus: Somebody praises the useful qualities of
a goat; another has seen goats running about wild
in a garden, and blames a goat or any other animal
which happens to be without a keeper. ‘How
absurd!’ Would a pilot who is sea-sick be a
good pilot? ‘No.’ Or a general
who is sick and drunk with fear and ignorant of war
a good general? ’A general of old women
he ought to be.’ But can any one form an
estimate of any society, which is intended to have
a ruler, and which he only sees in an unruly and lawless
state? ‘No.’ There is a convivial
form of society—is there not? ‘Yes.’
And has this convivial society ever been rightly ordered?
Of course you Spartans and Cretans have never seen
anything of the kind, but I have had wide experience,
and made many enquiries about such societies, and have
hardly ever found anything right or good in them.
’We acknowledge our want of experience, and
desire to learn of you.’ Will you admit
that in all societies there must be a leader?


