Chapters 36, 35 & 34 Summary

Tender is convinced that the killer called him last night. He is completely terrified. The next day at work, he continuously calls his caseworker, but keeps getting her answering machine. Once he gets home, he continues to call the caseworker. In the middle of all his calls, Fertility calls. She wants to know if they are allowed to meet. Tender asks her about the other guy she was supposed to meet last Wednesday at the cemetery. She says that he smells, is a terrible dancer, has bad teeth, and is really fat.

Fertility then tells him that she thinks he is mysterious and sexy. Tender tells her that if she will have sex with the man from the cemetery, he will meet her in person. At first, she refuses. Tender tells her that if she takes the guy on a date he will...