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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who are Selma and Rosalie?
(a) The oldest gomers on their rotation.
(b) The women who Roy and the Runt sleep with for favors.
(c) The cleaning women who Chuck seduces for favors.
(d) The two most beautiful nurses in the hospital.

2. In Chapter 13, why did Berry mention being worried about Chuck?
(a) Because he seemed to be getting more unhealthy and drinking more.
(b) Because he was drinking and driving a lot.
(c) Because he never came around anymore and was antisocial.
(d) Because he was flirting with too many married women.

3. What extracurricular activity did Roy and Chuck realize for which they had a common love?
(a) Bowling.
(b) Basketball.
(c) Football.
(d) Golf.

4. Where is Roy eating an oyster at in the beginning of chapter 10?
(a) Baltimore.
(b) London.
(c) France.
(d) Long Island.

5. What does Roy use to remember medical facts?
(a) Mnenomic device.
(b) Acronym.
(c) Paper.
(d) Metaphor.

6. What did Molly get Roy for Christmas?
(a) A new stethoscope.
(b) A ring.
(c) A knitted sweater.
(d) A silver tiepin.

7. Where does "Crazy Abe" live?
(a) In a mental institution.
(b) In an old dilapidated house.
(c) In the EW waiting room.
(d) On the street.

8. Passing a hospice on his walk, Roy is reminded of all the _____________ he treated the past year.
(a) Accident victims.
(b) Heart attack victims.
(c) Terminally ill patients.
(d) Gomers.

9. To figure out the appropriate LASIX dose for a patient, the Fat Man says to add the BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) level and what?
(a) The amount of times they have had pain over the past month.
(b) The age of the patient.
(c) The pulse per minute of the patient.
(d) The amount of inches the patient stands.

10. Out of ten, how many interns does the Fat Man claim can't speak English?
(a) One.
(b) Nine.
(c) Four.
(d) Five.

11. Why does the Runt believe he is going to die?
(a) Because he ate a sick man's dinner by accident.
(b) Because because he was pricked with a needle that was infected with disease.
(c) Because he is paranoid and a hypochondriac.
(d) Because he can't feel his hand a lot of the time.

12. What kept being written next to Roy's name all over the hospital?
(a) A star.
(b) A smiley face.
(c) MVI.
(d) MVP.

13. Roy talks about a girl named Angel who allegedly could not do what?
(a) Play sports without cheating.
(b) String together a complete sentence.
(c) Eat anything that was purple.
(d) Stand to be around doctors.

14. Why does the Fat Man tell Potts not to hydrate his patient Ina?
(a) Because she would get violently ill.
(b) Because she would get violent.
(c) Because her bladder couldn't handle the pressure.
(d) Because she was already thoroughly hydrated.

15. Why doesn't Roy ask out the Norwegian woman patient who hits on him?
(a) Because he already feels guilty for cheating on Berry.
(b) Because it's against hospital policy.
(c) Because her father was there.
(d) Because she's leaving for Copenhagen in a day or two.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Roy say was "the best Santa"?

2. Why is Otto Kreinberg allegedly so bitter?

3. What does the Runt tell outrageous stories about to Chuck and Roy?

4. Potts speaks of how he is strangely jealous of his brother because his profession is what?

5. Why did Roy and Berry leave early from dinner with Roy's parents?

(see the answer keys)

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