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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What can't Leigh-Cheri and her chaperon take with them on the plane?
(a) A frog.
(b) Bottles of shampoo.
(c) A puppy.
(d) A plant.

2. Who also wants to participate in the Care Fest?
(a) Ralph Nader's brother Darth.
(b) Flying saucer groups.
(c) Darth Vader.
(d) The Medical Doctor's Association of Hawaii.

3. Where does the writer sense the novel of his dreams is located?
(a) In his file cabinet.
(b) Inside the Remington SL3.
(c) In his head.
(d) At the library.

4. How long were the Furstenberg-Barcalona's exiled?
(a) Thirty years.
(b) Ten years.
(c) Twenty years.
(d) Fifty years.

5. How long does it take Bernard to escape from prison?
(a) Two years.
(b) Less than a year.
(c) More than a year.
(d) One year to the day.

6. For what magazine does Reed Jarvis write?
(a) Time.
(b) Life.
(c) People.
(d) Ladies Home Journal.

7. Who is not on the Twelve Most Famous Redheads list in Chapter Twenty?
(a) Bernard Mickey Wrangle.
(b) Mark Twain.
(c) Margaret Sanger.
(d) Leigh-Cheri.

8. What does the queen keep close to her bosom?
(a) Her Chihuahua.
(b) Her money.
(c) A ticket home.
(d) A pack of tissues.

9. Who chaperons Princess Leigh-Cheri?
(a) Gulietta.
(b) Chuck.
(c) King Max.
(d) Queen Tilli.

10. What does Bernard say about Leigh-Cheri's attitudes?
(a) That her attitudes are correct.
(b) That her attitudes are punishing him.
(c) That her attitudes are out-dated.
(d) That she has a bad attitude.

11. What are the writer's final words?
(a) Bon Voyage.
(b) Farewell to arms.
(c) Have a nice day.
(d) Arrivederci.

12. How do the villagers learn about Christian burials?
(a) By reading the pilot's Last Will in Testament.
(b) By reading Finnegans Wake.
(c) By telephoning the American Embassy
(d) By looking it up on the Internet.

13. What is the frog's name?
(a) Prince Frog.
(b) Frog T. Prince.
(c) Fido.
(d) Prince Charming.

14. What does Gulietta think about indoor plumbing?
(a) It has not been perfected yet.
(b) It is not the way God intended.
(c) It is the devil's device.
(d) It is restricting.

15. What does Leigh-Cheri ask the frog in the beginning of Chapter Two?
(a) "What purpose is a Remington SL3?"
(b) "How many stars are in the sky?"
(c) "Is the moon made of green cheese?"
(d) "Does the moon have a purpose?"

Short Answer Questions

1. What is one of the contraception methods Bernard considered that has to do with the moon phases?

2. What does the typewriter's intimidation cause the writer to consider?

3. Who wins when Chuck and the King play poker?

4. What is the writer thinking about the Remington SL3 during the first "Interlude" in the novel?

5. What is the similarity between juggling and composing on a typewriter?

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