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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the best source of information in a hip community?
(a) Underground markets.
(b) Underground railway stations.
(c) Underground newspaper.
(d) Underground websites.
2. What number size of brass washer doubles as a dime?
3. How many points are on the star in the flag of 'our nation?'
4. What is even easier to shoplift than food?
5. What makes a pair of 'snappy casual shoes?'
(a) Bowling shoes.
(b) Skates with the blades removed.
(c) Cut-out sections of tire with inner tube.
(d) A black plastic bag.
6. How much money did the hijacker ask for when he 'got greedy?'
(a) One billion dollars.
(b) One hundred thousand dollars.
(c) One million dollars.
(d) One hundred million dollars.
7. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) New York.
(d) The park.
8. What is the maximum allowable range for a radio transmitter to not require an FCC license?
(a) A half mile.
(b) One hundred yards.
(c) Ten feet.
(d) Two miles.
9. What should you leave for the waiter or waitress after stealing from a restaurant?
(a) A dead rat.
(b) A good tip.
(c) A forged, blank check.
10. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
(a) Interrupting the music.
(b) Being too brief.
(c) Being overly dramatic.
(d) Making threats to the building owners.
11. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?
(a) Bag it.
(b) Box it.
(c) Bottle it.
(d) Case it.
12. What have 'yippies' been doing at supermarkets since their inception?
(a) Picking up girls.
(d) Meeting with each other.
13. When making 'road hog crispies,' how long should the millet be boiled for?
(a) Two or three hours.
(b) A half an hour.
(c) Forty-five minutes.
(d) An hour.
14. Who should you avoid freeloading from?
(a) The military.
(b) Sisters and brothers.
(c) Your parents.
(d) People with guns and bad attitudes.
15. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(c) Dengue Fever.
Short Answer Questions
1. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?
2. What is yogurt?
3. What is still available in Amerika, 'despite what you may have heard?'
4. What state gives out the most generous welfare benefits?
5. What is farmland measured in?
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