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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) International Student Card.
(b) Youth Card.
(c) Credit card.
(d) Get-out-of-jail-free card.
2. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) The park.
(c) New York.
3. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
(a) Being overly dramatic.
(b) Interrupting the music.
(c) Being too brief.
(d) Making threats to the building owners.
4. Who's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives does Hoffman recommend?
5. According to Hoffman, what is the only reason you should be in college?
(a) To get ahead in the rat race.
(b) To become a straight.
(c) To destroy it.
(d) To get an education.
6. 'Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of...'
7. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?
(a) Bag it.
(b) Bottle it.
(c) Case it.
(d) Box it.
8. What is still available in Amerika, 'despite what you may have heard?'
9. What characteristic of subway system cards is it important to note?
(a) Letters designating the different lines.
10. What type of strikes can be a source of free furniture?
(a) School strikes.
(b) Furniture factory strikes.
(c) Civil service strikes.
(d) Lightening strikes.
11. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?
(a) A health inspector's emblem.
(b) An anarchy symbol.
(c) Psychedelic designs to draw attention away from your hands.
(d) A plastic bag.
12. At the time of writing, what is the value of a stolen airline ticket around the world?
13. How much money did the hijacker ask for when he 'got greedy?'
(a) One billion dollars.
(b) One million dollars.
(c) One hundred million dollars.
(d) One hundred thousand dollars.
14. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(d) Dengue Fever.
15. What is a farmhouse with a small garden, some livestock, and maybe a pond?
(a) Small farm.
(b) Hobby farm.
(c) Family farm.
(d) Recreational farm.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?
2. What is the 'tar jungle?'
3. What type of suspension is preferable on a boxcar?
4. What state gives out the most generous welfare benefits?
5. 'Seize the...'
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