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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where can you get a free umbrella?
(a) An umbrella store.
(b) Church closets.
(c) Train or bus stations.
(d) Coffee shops.
2. What number size of brass washer doubles as a dime?
(a) 14.
(b) 13.
(c) 12.
(d) 16.
3. What makes up the majority of the diet for the National Liberation Front?
(a) Rice and Cong sauce.
(b) Weatherbeans.
(c) Whole Earth Bread.
(d) Street Salad.
4. What state gives out the most generous welfare benefits?
(a) Mississippi.
(b) Alabama.
(c) Vermont.
(d) New York.
5. 'Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of...'
(a) Escape.
(b) Survival.
(c) Success.
(d) Laziness.
6. What is one of the 'neatest' ways to travel for free?
(a) Walking.
(b) Stowing away on ships.
(c) Biking.
(d) Hitchhiking.
7. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) Get-out-of-jail-free card.
(b) Credit card.
(c) International Student Card.
(d) Youth Card.
8. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?
(a) June and September.
(b) December and March.
(c) July and August.
(d) October and January.
9. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Peru.
(b) New York.
(c) The park.
(d) Las Vegas.
10. What is the 'tar jungle?'
(a) The roofs of tall buildings.
(b) Abandoned parking lots.
(c) The modern city.
(d) The spaces below overpasses.
11. What makes a pair of 'snappy casual shoes?'
(a) Bowling shoes.
(b) A black plastic bag.
(c) Cut-out sections of tire with inner tube.
(d) Skates with the blades removed.
12. What is yogurt?
(a) Full of preservatives when in commercial form.
(b) All of the below.
(c) A bacteria.
(d) One of the most nutritious foods in the world.
13. What is a farmhouse with a small garden, some livestock, and maybe a pond?
(a) Family farm.
(b) Small farm.
(c) Hobby farm.
(d) Recreational farm.
14. What is farmland measured in?
(a) Square feet.
(b) Windage.
(c) Acreage.
(d) Yardage.
15. What is a good news item, if done right?
(a) Guerilla warfare.
(b) Helping guerrillas escape from zoos.
(c) Guerilla theater.
(d) Guerilla shopping.
Short Answer Questions
1. How many commercials is the average Amerikan exposed to every day?
2. 'Seize the...'
3. What have 'yippies' been doing at supermarkets since their inception?
4. What type of strikes can be a source of free furniture?
5. Who should you avoid freeloading from?
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