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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When making 'road hog crispies,' how long should the millet be boiled for?
(a) Two or three hours.
(b) A half an hour.
(c) Forty-five minutes.
(d) An hour.

2. How much money in free phone calls was made from New York City in 1969?
(a) Twenty million dollars.
(b) One million dollars.
(c) Ten million dollars.
(d) Five million dollars.

3. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Peru.
(b) Las Vegas.
(c) The park.
(d) New York.

4. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?
(a) Engineers.
(b) Fishermen.
(c) Sailors.
(d) Dock loaders.

5. How much money did the hijacker ask for when he 'got greedy?'
(a) One hundred thousand dollars.
(b) One million dollars.
(c) One hundred million dollars.
(d) One billion dollars.

6. Who should you avoid freeloading from?
(a) Sisters and brothers.
(b) The military.
(c) People with guns and bad attitudes.
(d) Your parents.

7. What is a good news item, if done right?
(a) Helping guerrillas escape from zoos.
(b) Guerilla theater.
(c) Guerilla shopping.
(d) Guerilla warfare.

8. According to Hoffman, what is the only reason you should be in college?
(a) To get an education.
(b) To destroy it.
(c) To become a straight.
(d) To get ahead in the rat race.

9. What characteristic of subway system cards is it important to note?
(a) Font.
(b) Color.
(c) Letters designating the different lines.
(d) Size.

10. What is yogurt?
(a) Full of preservatives when in commercial form.
(b) All of the below.
(c) A bacteria.
(d) One of the most nutritious foods in the world.

11. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(a) H1N1.
(b) Malaria.
(c) Dengue Fever.
(d) Hepatitis.

12. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?
(a) A plastic bag.
(b) Psychedelic designs to draw attention away from your hands.
(c) An anarchy symbol.
(d) A health inspector's emblem.

13. What should women never go grocery shopping without?
(a) A list of prices from competing stores.
(b) A male companion.
(c) A crying baby to use as a decoy.
(d) A handbag.

14. 'Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of...'
(a) Survival.
(b) Laziness.
(c) Success.
(d) Escape.

15. According to Hoffman, what can few police officers read?
(a) A driver's license.
(b) English.
(c) The Constitution.
(d) A book without having to use a dictionary.

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?

2. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?

3. What is still available in Amerika, 'despite what you may have heard?'

4. What should you do to all your cans before going to the cashier?

5. What is farmland measured in?

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