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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives does Hoffman recommend?
2. What is yogurt?
(a) A bacteria.
(b) One of the most nutritious foods in the world.
(c) All of the below.
(d) Full of preservatives when in commercial form.
3. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?
(a) A plastic bag.
(b) Psychedelic designs to draw attention away from your hands.
(c) An anarchy symbol.
(d) A health inspector's emblem.
4. What state gives out the most generous welfare benefits?
(c) New York.
5. How many commercials is the average Amerikan exposed to every day?
6. What have 'yippies' been doing at supermarkets since their inception?
(b) Picking up girls.
(c) Meeting with each other.
7. How much money did the hijacker ask for when he 'got greedy?'
(a) One billion dollars.
(b) One hundred thousand dollars.
(c) One hundred million dollars.
(d) One million dollars.
8. What is even easier to shoplift than food?
9. What is a good news item, if done right?
(a) Guerilla warfare.
(b) Helping guerrillas escape from zoos.
(c) Guerilla shopping.
(d) Guerilla theater.
10. What is one of the 'neatest' ways to travel for free?
(d) Stowing away on ships.
11. When making 'road hog crispies,' how long should the millet be boiled for?
(a) A half an hour.
(b) Forty-five minutes.
(c) Two or three hours.
(d) An hour.
12. What is the best source of information in a hip community?
(a) Underground websites.
(b) Underground railway stations.
(c) Underground newspaper.
(d) Underground markets.
13. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'
(a) Free Shops.
(b) Free Universities.
(c) Free Armories.
(d) Free Hospitals.
14. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) Youth Card.
(b) Credit card.
(c) Get-out-of-jail-free card.
(d) International Student Card.
15. How many points are on the star in the flag of 'our nation?'
Short Answer Questions
1. How many patients can the average free clinic handle in a day?
2. What type of vehicle is easier to hitch a ride on at night?
3. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
4. At the time of writing, what is the value of a stolen airline ticket around the world?
5. What are two of the easiest STDs to pick up?
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