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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee want control of?
(a) Wilbur's papers.
(b) The world.
(c) China.
(d) North America.

2. Why does Wilbur go to Urbana?
(a) To slaughter a cow.
(b) To see his ex-wife.
(c) To pick daffodils.
(d) To communicate with Eliza.

3. How does Wilbur cope with Eliza's death?
(a) He drinks to much.
(b) He writes love poems.
(c) He gets remarried.
(d) He takes pills.

4. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?
(a) Evolve.
(b) Stop feeling lonely.
(c) Love one another.
(d) All of these.

5. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?
(a) Despair.
(b) Love.
(c) Poverty.
(d) Loneliness.

6. Who forces Wilbur back to life when he tries to commit suicide?
(a) Vera.
(b) The Raspberries.
(c) Isadore.
(d) Melody.

7. When Wilburn runs for president, what is his campaign slogan?
(a) "Lonesome no more!"
(b) "No more goatsuckers!"
(c) "Dream it, live it!"
(d) "Two for the price of one!"

8. The first woman Wilbur marries is what?
(a) Deformed.
(b) A drunk.
(c) A fan of turtles.
(d) Rich.

9. What is Sophie's family newspaper called?
(a) Peanuts.
(b) Nuts and Bolts.
(c) Nuts for Wilbur.
(d) Goober Gossip.

10. Following their orgy, what keeps Wilbur and Eliza apart?
(a) Their mother.
(b) A restraining order.
(c) Society.
(d) Fear.

11. Where does Eliza buy a condo?
(a) Atlanta.
(b) Paris.
(c) Machu Picchu.
(d) Virgin Islands.

12. When does Wilbur learn of Eliza's death?
(a) The day he gets divorced.
(b) Their 50th birthday.
(c) St. Patrick's day.
(d) 4th of July.

13. When Dr. Mott comes to Wilbur's graduation party, how does Wilbur react to the doctor?
(a) With apology and regret.
(b) He has a tantrum.
(c) With little interest.
(d) He hugs the doctor.

14. Who does Dr. Mott quote on Wilbur's graduation card?
(a) Dr. Seuss.
(b) Dr. Cordiner.
(c) Hippocrates.
(d) Eliza.

15. How long after Eliza's death does her mother die?
(a) 2 weeks.
(b) 5 years.
(c) 50 years.
(d) 3 days.

Short Answer Questions

1. What song does Isadore like to sing while sweeping?

2. What is the name of the second illness to sweep through the United States?

3. When Wilbur speaks with a deceased Eliza, what does she ask him to do?

4. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?

5. Who tells Wilbur about Eliza's death?

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