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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did John do when he arrived in Orlando for the "Return of KISS" tour?
(a) Take drugs.
(b) Install the rockets in the guitars.
(c) See Little Bear.
(d) Check the guitars.

2. Why does John say he decided to move back to Amherst?
(a) To get away from his first wife.
(b) To be close to his son.
(c) To take a new job.
(d) To move in with his parents.

3. What was John's first nickname for his brother?
(a) Shorty.
(b) Curly.
(c) Pooch.
(d) Snort.

4. What was the reward that signaled John's success?
(a) Being asked to join the board of a local bank.
(b) Getting a letter of congratulations from his father.
(c) Winning Little Bear back to him.
(d) Making more than $500,000 in a year.

5. What behavior does John say disconcerted people?
(a) He would not respond to people unless he knew exactly what they wanted.
(b) He was always talking about his Asperger's syndrome diagnosis.
(c) He would make overtly sexual jokes.
(d) He would not give them the responses they expected.

6. What skill did John's second wife have that his first wife did not have?
(a) Designing toys and computer games.
(b) Holding her tongue.
(c) Reading the moods he did not express.
(d) Understanding his particular language of symbols.

7. How often did John talk to his brother?
(a) Rarely.
(b) Infrequently.
(c) Weekly.
(d) Monthly.

8. What did the move back to Amherst symbolize for John?
(a) Repetition of his parents' mistakes.
(b) Redemption of previous failures.
(c) A comforting return to his roots.
(d) Failure to escape.

9. What prank did John pull with a razor?
(a) Making a doorknob dangerous.
(b) Smearing butter on the floor.
(c) Making cocaine look like plaster.
(d) Making shaved Formica look like cocaine.

10. What story did John tell Chris in answer to his emergency?
(a) That their mother had died.
(b) That Dr. Finch had adopted him.
(c) That there were no clothing stores in town.
(d) That he didn't have any money.

11. What was John's nickname for his dog?
(a) Pickles.
(b) Poodle.
(c) Wags.
(d) Wiggle-butt.

12. What does John say he didn't like?
(a) Things that made people seem normal.
(b) Things that kept people in line.
(c) Things that made people rhapsodic and poetic.
(d) Things that made people get out of control.

13. What tragedy struck John and Little Bear?
(a) John's father died.
(b) Little Bear's mother died.
(c) Little Bear's brother died.
(d) John's brother died.

14. What did John conclude from this prank going awry?
(a) That management was not superior to workers.
(b) That workers were better managers than management.
(c) That management was a higher class than workers.
(d) That self-management was preferable to corporate management.

15. What did John have to do with Dark Tower?
(a) Reinvent it.
(b) Copy it.
(c) Digitize it.
(d) Update it.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does John characterize his second wife's treatment of him?

2. What was John's nickname for his wife?

3. Where did Chris stay while his and John's mother was hospitalized?

4. What power did John have through his job?

5. What was Chris' emergency?

(see the answer keys)

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