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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter Seven, Pygmies, Ferrets and Dog Chow.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was the narrator's most significant contact with The Druid?
(a) The day the Druid sat on an old lady in the subway.
(b) The day the Druid caught the narrator snorting coke in the bathroom.
(c) The Druid's unexpected presence at the narrator's wedding.
(d) The Druid's concern over the President's usage of the word "precipitous."

2. With whom does the narrator ride the train to work?
(a) Greeks from Astoria.
(b) Hasidic Jews from Brooklyn.
(c) Dominicans from Washington Heights.
(d) Italians from New Jersey.

3. Where will the narrator shop for his eventual girlfriend/wife?
(a) Discount Jewelers Plus.
(b) Sweden.
(c) Tiffany's.
(d) Gem-o-Rama.

4. What phrase does Wade want on the narrator's epitaph?
(a) The facts of life.
(b) He didn't face facts.
(c) As a matter of fact.
(d) Facts wait for no man.

5. When the narrator leaves for lunch, what does Megan ask him to bring back for her?
(a) A Tab.
(b) A ham sandwich.
(c) A salad.
(d) A diet soda.

Short Answer Questions

1. What advice does Walter Tyler give the narrator?

2. What kind of guy does the narrator see himself as?

3. What heath ailment does Wade knowingly joke about with the narrator?

4. How many siblings does Vicky have?

5. What street performer do Vicky and the narrator watch at Sheridan Square?

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