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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Elsie say that Washington is crawling with?
2. What is the name of Dave's sports team?
(a) The Blood and Guts Fried Potatoes.
(b) The Blood and Guts Couch Potatoes.
(c) The Guts and Goo Couch Potatoes.
(d) The Guts and Blood Couch Potatoes.
3. Why was it a good thing Elsie's previous job retired her?
(a) She was sick of stuffing fat women into bra's and girdles.
(b) She was too old, and was happy with not working anymore.
(c) She wanted to try a new experience.
(d) She hated her job.
4. What sight caused Kate to purse her lips?
(a) The hole in her ceiling.
(b) Her roof,
(c) The wet quilt.
(d) Her quilt.
5. What "weapon" did Kate find?
(a) Perfume atomizer.
(b) A hairbrush.
(c) A yogurt cup.
(d) A baseball bat.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does pureed beef look like?
2. What is the source of David's money?
3. What was different about the compliments she received from David?
4. What primarily occupies David's time?
5. What is Kate's marital status?
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