"When it came, ah savoured the hit ... Take yer best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace."
Kicking: The Skag Boys, p. 11

"Mates are a waste of fucking time. They are always ready to drag you down tae their level of social, sexual, and intellectual mediocrity."
Kicking: In Overdrive, p. 28

"Ah can feel death in the room before ah even see the bairn. It wis lying face doon in its cot. It, naw, she, wis cauld and deid, blue aroond the eyes."
Kicking: It Goes Without Saying, p. 52

"Handsome, easy-going, intelligent and pretty tidy in a swedge. Tommy should make you jealous, but somehow he doesnae. This is because Tommy doesnae have the self-confidence ..."
Relapsing: Cock Problems, p. 87

"[Tommy's] reaction is shitein us up. Some cunts are just so predisposed to skag ..."
Relapsing: Cock Problems. p. 91

"He spent the obligatory half...