"'Believe me, I'm already dead,' I mumble as I open up the door and climb outside."
Part 1, Chapter 1, p. 9

"'There are three questions every woman should be able to answer yes to before she commits to a man. If you answer no to any of the three questions, run like hell.'"
-Part 1, Chapter 2, p. 36

"'I have no idea how to react. I had no idea that this was his life. That Caulder was his whole life. I'm amazed by his performance but devastated by his words.'"
-Part 1, Chapter 2, p. 53

"'Write about anything, as long as it's something you're passionate about. If the audience doesn't feel your passion, they won't feel you -and that's never fun, believe me.'"
-Part 1, Chapter 6, p. 105

"'Make up your freaking mind, Will! Last night you told me to stop loving you, and now you're telling me to stop hating you...