Chapter 5, Job Security Summary and Analysis

Office Space. Seinfeld has never had an actual job, but he thinks that it would be uncomfortable having to say hello to the same people over and over in an office situation. Seinfeld thinks that workers should come up with a code of some sort so they do not have to think of different replies each time they meet a person. Seinfeld likes work and finds that this makes people nervous, so he does not talk about it often.

Lawmen. Seinfeld thinks that lawyers are the only people who actually know all the rules of the country and that the funniest part of their job is getting to say 'Objection.' Seinfeld thinks he might like a job in law enforcement because it seems fun to tell people they have done something wrong. People like to catch...