"My mom is having my Algebra teacher's baby." Monday, October 20, 8 a.m.; pg. 18

"Also last month, I found out that I am the sole heir to the throne of a small European country." Monday, October 20, Homeroom; pg. 18

"I guess nobody ever would have told me, either, if my dad hadn't gotten testicular cancer and become sterile, making me, his illegitimate daughter, the only heir he'll ever have to his throne." Monday, October 20, English; pg. 26

"I mean, I know Gifted and Talented isn't a real class at all. It's more like study hall for the socially impaired." Still Monday, October 20, Still G&T; pg. 32

"Somebody really needs to tell Grandmère that surprises are supposed to be pleasant." Monday, October 20, 11 p.m.; pg. 42

"I really need to see about getting more of an allowance. I mean, who ever heard of a princess who only gets ten bucks a week...