Screw Martha Summary

They were ending their day at Mustang Sally's, a karaoke bar. They strew Megan's ashes into the Memory Lane reservoir at midnight when they were trespassing. Charlie ships them by UPS to Barbara with a simple note, our Megan. It is May but cold and frosty as Barbara leads with the urn. Canoe, Mimi Klondike and Louise Cooper follow; Carmen and Suzie wait for Barbara's orders and the geese furiously flap away.

Pips Phelp leads a gathering at the Club to deal with the geese. They are determined to be a health hazard. He continues with other matters of the meeting, including accounting for the renovation and naming the newly elected members by Jeannie Yeatman, the oldest living associate. Pips read a prepared speech about the geese in his plea to rid the area of them by oiling their eggs.

Carmen...