D Chooses Real Sex Over Sex Poems to See B Die and Go to Heaven Summary

Enamored with Vanessa, Dan decides to turn down the professor's offer for the summer, as well as his offer of admission at Evergreen, to stay with Vanessa. Blair, meanwhile is capping off her high school career with a nomination to be the school speaker. To show Serena that she's not bothered by her new relationship with Nate, Blair kisses Marcus, the lord, outside of school to show him off. Serena then goes with Nate to Bergdorf's, a department store, to try on graduation dresses, and is particularly pleased with a suit by Oscar de la Renta. Nate, however, has taken a Viagra, and insists on having sex in the changing rooms at the store. Unwittingly...