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On the day Wallace is to be discharged from the hospital, Jen's old cat dies. She buries it in the yard and then cries into her coffee. Jen calls her father at the hospital and tells him that she will be there soon with Megan. Randy is too busy getting ready to go to college to come with her. Wallace pretends to feel bad about the cat's death. When Jen calls Megan, Megan says she will be happy to come but needs to visit her great-aunt first. Megan is very sorry to hear about the cat and tells Jen how stupid she thinks it is that Wallace of all people should get a brain tumor because he is so nice.

Megan and Jen go to see Honey, Megan's great-aunt, who is eighty-five and senile. Beforehand, Megan warns Jen not to mention...