Dinner Time through the Colonel Summary

Dinner Time

A man is waiting for his wife to serve dinner. He hears a commotion in the kitchen. She is beating pans, which compels him to start hitting himself. He knocks himself out and wakes to hear her throwing the dinner and china on the floor. He is so hungry he eats one of his hands. She tells him he should have cooked it first. He wants to know when they are going to eat. She tells him that he knows how she must subdue the kitchen every night before she can cook. He eats a spoon then he swallows himself whole.

Vision Out of the Corner of One Eye

A man is fondling a woman on a bus. She tries to move away from him but he moves closer. His fondling becomes more...