"Never have only one cell phone when you can have many. Lose one all the time. That way, if you haven't called someone back, you can blame it on the lost phone. It's very important to get a new model the minute it comes out. Nokias, Ericksons, Motorolas - those are the coolest. Always have at least two numbers: a friend line and a business line." Chapter 1, pg. 11

"Heiresses always have good hair in public. They always have their hair done, no matter how long it takes. Models can turn up with scrunchies in unwashed hair, but heiresses can't. I may run around in sweatpants, but my hair always looks awesome, even if it's in pigtails. Because an heiress is always on." Chapter 3, pg. 44

"Show off your navel and belly. I do. Everyone thinks guys are all about boobs and legs. I think they're really into stomachs." Chapter...