Summary

Ted spends much of his time in the hospital with his father. The Red Socks are down by one game. To make sure that Marty knows the game scores, Ted reads the entire "Post" to Marty every day. Soon after, Ted goes back to his father's house and learns that Tango Sam is dead; he then cuts his hair.

In an attempt to incite a reaction from his father, Ted dresses up in his childhood scuba suit and dances; as Ted is doing this, the Yankees lose a game.The next day, Ted tells his comatose father that he cut his hair and that there will be one playoff game between the Red Socks and the Yankees. After he announces this to his father, he goes to his Rasta drug dealer and asks for something harder than both marijuana and cocaine.

Ted brings...