Summary

This chapter is told in second-person from Rob's perspective. Rob is well on his way to being blind drunk when he decides to visit "the fat girl" whose name he can’t quite remember. He only knows that she’s likely to be home, and that she’ll be happy to hear from him like she always is. He is right. She is. He asks if he can visit her, and she’s happy to have him, but reminds him not to wake her mother. It’s been a while since Rob went to her in a state of crisis but Rob remembers the last time. She watches for him and calls him to the side door, reminding him to be quiet. She makes him BananaRama while he sits on the couch comparing her to other women in his life...