Girl Gives Birth to Own Prom Date is narrated by Nicole and Chase whose visions of life and fields of activity seem to be a universe apart. Chase is busy figuring out ways to show his dislike of school, and Nicole is busy trying to be the most popular person in school. They seem to be heading in different and mutually exclusive directions. Anyone familiar with romantic stories knows that some patience is required before the two future lovers finally realize that they would be very happy together. "Boys are incredibly thick," complains Nicole: "All they think about is sports and issues related to the removal of female undergarments. Do you think there'd be a prom if it was up tothem?" The boys in Girl Gives Birth to Own Prom Date really are incredibly thick-headed, but Nicole is little better. She spends much of her time...