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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Jerry stumble to?
(a) The water
(b) The bench
(c) The woods
(d) The street

2. What if killing the dog nicely does not work?
(a) He would try to sell it.
(b) He would try to kill the dog no matter what.
(c) He would let it go free.
(d) He would take it to a veterinarian.

3. How does Jerry deal with the dog on most days?
(a) Ignores it
(b) Gives it a treat
(c) Runs up to his room
(d) Yells at it.

4. What does Jerry call Peter when he tells him to lie on the ground?
(a) A vegetable
(b) A dog
(c) A cat
(d) A tiger

5. Did Jerry's plan work the first time?
(a) No
(b) The landlady thinks so
(c) Peter thinks so
(d) Yes

6. If the answer to #112 doesn't work, what will Jerry do?
(a) He says he will just kill him
(b) He says he will move
(c) He says he will find another way
(d) He says he will try harder

7. What does Jerry want Peter to do?
(a) Buy him ice cream
(b) Move to the other bench
(c) Leave the park
(d) Take a nap

8. In what does Jerry hide the answer to #125?
(a) A hamburger
(b) A bone
(c) A biscuit
(d) A bowl of water

9. Jerry describes the dog as "Malevolence with an __________."
(a) Attitude
(b) Easy going spirit
(c) Aptitude for negativity
(d) Erection

10. What does Jerry do for the first time?
(a) Ignores Peter.
(b) Talks about the zoo.
(c) Tells a long story.
(d) Sits down.

11. What does Jerry say to Peter in response to what happens in #175?
(a) You're going to pay
(b) That was easy
(c) Thank you
(d) You bastard

12. What did Jerry do today?
(a) Rode the subway but never saw the zoo.
(b) Walked around the park looking for Peter.
(c) Sat in his apartment before coming to the park.
(d) Went to see the animals and walked north to find someone, Peter.

13. Where is the open sore on the dog?
(a) On an ear
(b) On its right forepaw
(c) On its chin
(d) On its eye

14. Who has their own little zoo, according to Jerry?
(a) The queen
(b) Peter
(c) Jerry
(d) The landlady

15. Who looks 'ridiculous'?
(a) Jerry
(b) Peter
(c) The policeman
(d) The dog

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Jerry think is the perfect place to learn how to communicate?

2. What do both men do?

3. Jerry says that animals don't take to him like ______________.

4. What does Jerry do to Peter?

5. How did Jerry get away from the dog on the second day?

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