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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What quote does Astrakhan recite to Joanne?
(a) True is the word spoken by a maiden.
(b) Everything you invent is true.
(c) What you see is always bizarre.
(d) Love and you will live.

2. What does Astrakhan claim computer companies deliberately leave open?
(a) Bank accounts.
(b) Security sytems.
(c) Bungholes.
(d) Entranceways.

3. Where does part five take place?
(a) Astrakhan's bedroom.
(b) Joseph and Joanne's living room.
(c) Astrakhan's studio.
(d) Joseph and Joanne's bedroom.

4. Why did Joanne have to run home in the rain?
(a) She was unable to catch a taxi.
(b) Francis forgot to pick her up.
(c) Her car broke down.
(d) Joseph forgot to pick her up.

5. What does Astrakhan refer to throughout his speech in scene four?
(a) His honesty.
(b) His memory.
(c) His humor.
(d) His parents.

6. Who is the author of the photographs?
(a) Davison.
(b) Carter.
(c) Mapplethorpe.
(d) Riefenstahl.

7. What does Astrakhan say he discovered?
(a) Joseph's weakness.
(b) Joseph's secret.
(c) Joanne's weakness.
(d) Joanne's secret.

8. What did Astrakhan's teacher tell him he should do?
(a) Lie.
(b) Tone down.
(c) Joke.
(d) Exaggerate.

9. Who else does McAlvane claim has been pretending to them?
(a) Joanne.
(b) Bunghole.
(c) Francis.
(d) Peter.

10. What does Joanne say she loves about Astrakhan?
(a) His laugh.
(b) His accent.
(c) His hair.
(d) His mouth.

11. What is the name of the program Astrakhan talks about?
(a) Peepers.
(b) Sniffers.
(c) Slivers.
(d) Sliders.

12. What did Astrakhan have to write about for his English teacher?
(a) Something that will be etched on his memory forever.
(b) The best moment in his life.
(c) A stressful incident in his life.
(d) Something important that happened during the summer.

13. How do Slake and McAlvane know Joseph is online six hours at a time?
(a) His secretary told them.
(b) They have records.
(c) They have bugged his office.
(d) Joanne told them.

14. What does Joanne tell Astrakhan at the end of the scene?
(a) Their affair is over.
(b) He has made her very happy.
(c) She needs him.
(d) Their life is just beginning.

15. What does a student have to do to get into the writing class?
(a) Submit a sample.
(b) Sleep with the teacher.
(c) Have an interview.
(d) Write a short story.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Joseph ask to get hold of his lawyer?

2. Who told Astrakhan there was too much sex in his story?

3. What kind of neighborhood does Astrakhan have ambitions to live in?

4. What reason does Joseph give for being online for an entire weekend?

5. Why does Astrakhan say computer companies leave entrance ways open?

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