2. Who is Father Felix?
(a) A friend from Joe’s days at seminary.
(b) The director of Joe’s church.
(c) The monk who helps Joe on weekends.
(d) Joe’s new curate.

3. Which priest takes Joe around at the race and has a few too many drinks?
(a) Father Day.
(b) Father Bill.
(c) Father Stock.
(d) Father Freeman.

4. For which retiring pastor is Father Butler considering collecting a purse?
(a) Father Slaag.
(b) Father Stock.
(c) Father Hackett.
(d) Father Day.

5. What is the title of Chapter 1 of Wheat that Springeth Green?
(a) See Me.
(b) I eat cheese!.
(c) Uncle Bobby.
(d) Look at Me.

6. What does Joe find on his ankles at the end of Chapter 6?
(a) Bug bites.
(b) Cuts.
(c) Dog bites.
(d) Rope burn.

7. For what reason do they keep Paddy on as Director despite him not being at the church often?
(a) He is easy to work with.
(b) He is always able to cover the annual deficit.
(c) He is best friends with the Archdiocese.
(d) Parishioners love his sermons.

8. What does 15-year-old Joe begin to do in his cellar over the summer in Chapter 3?
(a) Write about his life.
(b) Drink, smoke, and look at pornography.
(c) Play music.
(d) Pray.

9. What does the housekeeper’s dog, Boots, do to passersby?
(a) He chases them.
(b) He lets them pet him.
(c) He barks incessantly.
(d) He bites their ankles.

10. What family, that Joe helped get a home in the suburbs, lives right near the Inglenook dump?
(a) The Days.
(b) The Gurriers.
(c) The Greens.
(d) The Bradfords.

11. Where does Joe learn “what the world was like, what he’d be up against if he became a priest” (28)?
(a) Hedblad’s.
(b) Church.
(c) The cellar.
(d) The ballpark.

12. What does Joe begin to carry to fend off Boots?
(a) A cane.
(b) A whistle.
(c) Dog treats.
(d) A baseball bat.

13. What occupation is Joe considering at the start of Chapter 2?
(a) Accountant.
(b) Business man.
(c) Pastor.
(d) Barber.

14. What is Father Stock’s nickname at church?
(a) Dollar Bill.
(b) Father Money.
(c) Stocks and Bonds.
(d) Father Dough.

15. What is unique about Joe’s parish as mentioned at the start of Chapter 8?
(a) It is the smallest church in the city.
(b) It has the fewest parishioners.
(c) It is the largest church in the state.
(d) It is one of the only new rectories in the area.