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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through January and Back Matter.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. With which of the following does "14 September 2015" begin?
(a) “Life is bullshit.”
(b) “After the party, I kept to myself and counted down the days until the end of the world.”
(c) “I woke up laughing.”
(d) “The biggest letdown about being abducted by aliens is the abundance of gravity on the spaceship.”

2. With which of the following does World War III begin?
(a) “I woke up laughing.”
(b) “Life is bullshit.”
(c) “After the party, I kept to myself and counted down the days until the end of the world.”
(d) “North Korea fires the first missile.”

3. At what planet do Henry and Diego look through a telescope?
(a) Uranus.
(b) Jupiter.
(c) Neptune.
(d) Saturn.

4. Who travels to North Korea, only to be killed by house cats?
(a) Dennis Rodman.
(b) John Malkovich.
(c) Marilyn Manson.
(d) Trey Parker.

5. The world-killing asteroid is approximately the size of what city?
(a) LaCoste.
(b) London.
(c) Lisbon.
(d) Louisville.

Short Answer Questions

1. Under what flower do the Dentons keep a spare key?

2. With which of the following does "16 October 2015" begin?

3. With which of the following does "Chemistry: Extra Credit Project" begin?

4. With which of the following does "23 December 2015" begin?

5. With which of the following does "24 December 2015" begin?

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